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When serving the king, the 袆衣 hangs down, the feet are like shoes, the chin hangs down, looks down and listens up, looks at the belt and the 襢衣, and listens to the left. When the king summons, he wears three sections: two sections for running and one section for walking. In office, do not wait for shoes, and outside, do not wait for cars. When a scholar meets an official, he dare not bow to greet him but bow to see him off; when a scholar meets a respected person, he bows first and then walks away. When a scholar talks to a lord, if an official dies, he should be called by his given name, and be called a scholar. When talking to an official, he should be called a scholar and be called a scholar. When talking to an official, he should be called a scholar and be called a scholar. When meeting an official, there are public taboos but no private taboos. There is no taboo in sacrifices, temples, or teaching. In ancient times, gentlemen must wear jade, with Zhengjiao on the right and Gongyu on the left. When walking, he should use the "Cai Qi" and walk in the "Si Xia". He should return to the middle rule and bend to the middle rule. When he advances, he should bow and when he retreats, he should raise his head, and then the jade will ring. Therefore, when a gentleman is in a car, he can hear the sound of the phoenix, and when he walks, his jade will ring. Therefore, if he does not have a dignified heart, he will not enter.

Let’s eat, Chief!

Emperor Wu of Wei once passed by the Cao'e stele, and Yang Xiu followed him. On the back of the stele there was an inscription of eight characters: "young woman with yellow silk, grandson Jue". Wei Wu asked Xiu, "Do you understand it?" Xiu replied, "I understand." Wei Wu said, "You can't tell me yet. Let me think about it." After walking for thirty miles, Wei Wu said, "I have figured it out." He asked Xiu to write down what he had learned. Xiu said: "Yellow silk is colored silk, and the word for it is absolutely perfect. Young woman is a young girl, and the word for it is wonderful. Grandson is a girl, and the word for it is good. Juejiu is suffering, and the word for it is words. This is what is called 'absolutely wonderful and good words'." Wei Wu also memorized it, and he agreed with Xiu, so he sighed and said: "I am not as talented as you, and I feel thirty miles behind."

Happy Cangwu

In ancient times, those who wanted to manifest the bright virtue in the world first governed their country. Those who wanted to govern their country first put their family in order. If you want to make your family in order, you must first cultivate yourself. If you want to cultivate yourself, you must first rectify your heart. If you want to rectify your heart, you must first be sincere in your intentions. If you want to be sincere in your intentions, you must first acquire knowledge. Acquiring knowledge lies in investigating things. After investigating things, knowledge is achieved. After knowledge is achieved, intentions are sincere. After intentions are sincere, hearts are rectified. After hearts are rectified, the body is cultivated. After the body is cultivated, the family is in order. After the family is in order, the country is governed. After the country is governed, the world is peaceful.

The Rich Young Master

In the first month of autumn, the sun is in Yi, the sun sets at the center of the star Jian, and the sun rises at the center of Bi. The days are Geng and Xin. Its emperor is Shaohao, and its god is Rushou. Its insect is Mao. Its tone is Shang, and the rhythm is Yi Ze. Its number is nine. Its taste is pungent, and its smell is fishy. Its sacrifice is at the gate, and the liver is sacrificed. The cool wind arrives, the white dew falls, and the cicadas sing. The eagle is sacrificed to the bird, and the slaughter begins. The emperor lives in the left side of the general chapter, rides on the military road, drives a white camel, carries a white flag, wears a white robe, and wears white jade. He eats hemp and dog, and his utensils are thin and deep.

The witch also wants to be the emperor

During the funeral of Confucius, Gong Xichi wrote a memorial: decorating the coffin and the wall, setting up the bamboo and the shawl, which was Zhou; setting up the Chong, which was Yin; setting up the silk and the flag, which was Xia.

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