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I built a fake fairy

Wang Shu was transferred to be the Minister of the Chancellery and was appointed as such when the matter was settled. Wendu said, "So I should yield to Du Xu." Lantian said, "Do you think I am capable of this?" Wendu said, "Why not? But being able to yield is a good thing, and I am afraid it should not be missed." Lantian said with emotion, "If you say you are capable, why should you yield? People say you are better than me, but you are definitely not as good as me."

Swordsman

Gu Yanxian loved the zither all his life, and when he died, his family members often placed the zither on the coffin. Zhang Jiying went to cry for him, unable to bear the grief, so he went straight to the bed, played the zither, and after playing a few songs, he said while playing the zither: "Does Gu Yanxian appreciate this?" He was in great grief again, so he left his filial son's hand without holding his.

System cheating: Mr. Fu, just surrender!

You are wider than mountains and rivers

Xie Zhonglang passed by the Houhu Lake of Qu'a and asked his attendants, "What kind of water is this?" They replied, "Qu'a Lake." Xie said, "It is a place where water flows into the deep and does not flow."

Love the King

In this month, do not drain rivers and lakes, do not drain ponds, and do not burn mountains and forests. The emperor will break the ice with fresh lambs and offer them to the sleeping temples first. On the first day of Ding, the emperor will order the music director to practice dancing and release vegetables. The emperor will lead the three dukes, nine ministers, princes, and officials to personally watch. On the second day of Ding, he will order the music director to learn dancing. In this month, sacrifices are not used, but jade and jade are used, and leather coins are replaced.

Pampered and passionate

When attending the funeral of a father, the hair is tied up in front of the hall, the clothes are exposed, the body is lowered and the clothes are covered with a white cloth. When attending the funeral of a mother, the hair is not tied up, the clothes are exposed in front of the hall, the clothes are lowered and the clothes are covered with a white cloth. After the clothes are covered and the clothes are covered, the crying stops. Cry five times and expose the clothes three times in three days. If the wife is not the descendant of the uncle, the aunt will do a small sacrifice for her.