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I'm such a dad

Bracelet bell

Xie Lingyun liked to wear a hat with a curved handle. The hermit Kong said to him, "If you want to have lofty ambitions, why can't you forget the appearance of the curved hat?" Xie replied, "If you will not be afraid of your shadow, you will not be able to forget it."

Nightmare Corrosion

Liu Yin stroked the chief secretary's back and said, "Anu is better than the prime minister, but he is taller than the chief minister."

He came from the human world

Wang Rong said: "I lived with Ji Kang for twenty years, and I never saw him happy or angry."

Farming: Becoming a gay husband

Wang Zhongxuan likes the bray of a donkey. After the burial, Emperor Wen came to the funeral and said to his companions, "The king likes the bray of a donkey. You can each make one to send him off." All the guests made the same bray.

Summon a soul