丝袜老师小说

Please call me Mrs. Xiao

The etiquette of running to the funeral: When you first hear about the death of a relative, you should cry and express your sorrow; when you ask the reason, you should cry and express your sorrow again. Then you should go, and travel a hundred miles a day, not at night. Only when your parents die, you should go when you see the stars, and stop when you see the stars. If you can’t go, you should wear mourning clothes before going. When you pass through the country, you should stop crying when you have cried. Cry and open the market. When you look at the country, you should cry. When you get home, you should go in the left, ascend from the west steps, lie down in the east, sit facing west, cry and express your sorrow, tie your hair and expose your body, and go down to the east of the hall. The host takes his seat, faces west and cries, dances, and wears a mourning robe in the east of the order, twisting his belt. Return to his seat, bow to the guest, dance, see the guest off, and return to his seat; if there is a guest who arrives later, he bows to him, dances and sees off the guest as before. All the host's brothers go out, and stop crying when they go out; close the door, and the attendant tells them to take their turn. Cry again, pull up the hair and bare the body, dance; cry for the third time, pull up the hair and bare the body again, dance. After three days, complete mourning, bow to the guest and see off the guest as before.

Cup with chili pepper

When Huan Xuanwu was the governor of Xuzhou, Xie Yi was the governor of Jinling. First, you should have a rough experience of being open-minded, and then you will find nothing unusual. When Huan returned to Jingzhou and was about to go west, he was in high spirits and Yi did not doubt him. Only thanks to Hu Zi and his wife Wang for understanding his meaning. Always said: "Huan Jingzhou has ulterior motives. He will definitely go west with Jinling!" Then he appointed Yi as Sima. After Yi came up, he still pushed forward his friendship with common people. Sitting in Wen, with his head bowed, whistling and chanting, there was nothing unusual about the day. Xuanwu always said, "I am the Sima of the outer region." Then he drank too much and neglected the morning and evening etiquette. When Huanshe entered the house, Yi immediately followed him. Later, when Yi was drunk, Wen went to the master and asked him to avoid him. The Lord said, "Without the mad Sima, how could I meet him?"

The troubles of the richest man

Huannan County loves hunting, and every time they go hunting, there are many chariots and cavalry. For an area of ​​fifty or sixty miles, flags and banners covered the marshes. The good horse gallops like flying, and it does not avoid hills and valleys wherever the double Zhen points. Sometimes the array was not in order, (the deer above and the lord below) the rabbits escaped, and all the officers and soldiers were tied up. Huan Daogong was a relative of Xuan. At that time, he was a military officer of the bandit Cao and was quite outspoken. He often carried a red cotton rope around his waist. Xuan asked, "What is this for?" He replied, "I like to tie up people when I go hunting. But when I am tied up, my hands cannot bear the thorns." Xuan became more relaxed from then on.

Koi wife, you are so sweet

Guo Linzong went to Runan to visit Yuan Fenggao, the carriage did not stop the track, and the phoenix did not stop the yoke. He went to Huang Shudu and stayed there all day. People asked why? Lin Zong said: "Shudu is as vast as a pond of ten thousand acres. It is not clear when it is clear, and it is not turbid when it is disturbed. Its depth and breadth are difficult to measure."

Rebirth of Red Apricot Su Niang

Zhang Xuan and Wang Jianwu did not know each other at first, but later they met at Fan Yuzhang's request, and Fan asked them to talk. Zhang Yin was sitting upright with his clothes folded in front of him. Wang Shu looked at him for a long time but could not make any comment. Zhang was greatly disappointed and left. Fan tried to persuade him to stay, but he refused to stay. Fan was Wang's uncle, so he said to Wang: "Zhang Xuan is the most outstanding scholar in Wu. He was also well-known at the time. But he was brought to this point. It is beyond comprehension." Wang laughed and said: "If Zhang Zuxi wants to make his acquaintance, he should come to see him." Fan rushed to inform Zhang, who then packed his belt and went to see him. Then they raised their cups and talked to each other, neither the host nor the guest looked ashamed.

Drunk Brothers