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The mad master comes and dotes on his wife

Short should not show skin, long should not cover dirt. Continue the lapel, hook the edge. The seam should be halfway down; the height of the skirt should be enough to move the elbow; the length of the sleeve should be bent back to the elbow. The belt should not be too long below the thigh, and should not be too long above the ribs, and there should be no bones. Regulations: Twelve pieces should correspond to twelve months.

Funny Maid Strategy

Xun Zhonglang was in Jingkou. He climbed Beigu and looked at the sea. He said: "Although I haven't seen the three mountains, I feel like soaring to the sky. If I were the emperor of Qin or Han, I would lift my clothes and wet my feet."

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When Wang Anqi was the governor of Donghai County, an official recorded a criminal coming at night. The king asked, "Where are you from?" He replied, "I just returned from receiving books from my teacher. I didn't realize it was getting late." The king said, "I'm trying to whip Ning Yue to establish my reputation, but I'm afraid this is not the right way to govern." He ordered an official to send him home.

The most ruthless son-in-law in history

Wang Zhongzu, Xie Renzu and Liu Zhenchang all went to Danyang Tomb to visit Yin Yangzhou, and they had firm determination. After returning, Wang and Xie said to each other, "If the source of the disaster is not restored, what will happen to the common people?" They were deeply worried and sighed. Liu said: "Are you really worried that the source of the problem will not arise?"

I have a ghost house

The lowly should not mourn the noble, the young should not mourn the old, this is the etiquette. Only the emperor should be mourned by calling the heaven. The princes mourning each other is not etiquette.

I can rewind and not die.