电影惊声尖笑3

The fog clears in Chang'an

At the center of your world

Zengzi went to Fuxia to pay tribute to his ancestors. After the host filled the pond, he pushed the coffin back and brought it back. He brought down the women and then performed the rituals. The attendant asked, "Is it the etiquette?" Zengzi said, "The ancestor is Qie; Qie, why can't he stay overnight?" The attendant asked Ziyou again, "Is it the etiquette?" Ziyou said, "Eat under the window, bury the dead in a small way inside the door, bury the dead in a big way on the east side, and hold the funeral in the guest seat. The funeral is held in the courtyard and buried in the tomb. This is how it is far away. Therefore, funerals have progress but no retreat." Zengzi heard this and said, "It's too much. I'm the one who left the ancestor." Zengzi wore a fur coat to pay his respects, and Ziyou wore a fur coat to pay his respects. Zengzi pointed at Ziyou and showed him, "Fuck, you are a man who is accustomed to etiquette, how can you wear a fur coat to pay your respects?" The host had folded his hair in a small way, bared his clothes, and tied his hair; Ziyou hurried out and came back wearing a fur coat and a sash. Zengzi said, "I went too far, I went too far, this is it."

Crazy King

"Confucians do not serve the emperor above, nor do they serve the princes below; they are cautious and calm, and they value tolerance. They are strong and resolute in dealing with others, and they are knowledgeable and know how to obey. They are close to literature and sharpen their integrity. Even if the country is divided as a penny, they will not serve. This is their rule.

Love in BC

Wang Wendu and Fan Rongqi were both wanted by Jianwen. Fan was older but held a lower position, while Wang was younger but held a higher position. They will move forward and push each other forward. After a long time of migration, the king stayed behind Fan. The king said, "When you winnow and sift, the chaff is in front." Fan said, "When you winnow and sift, the sand and gravel are behind."

Crazy days together

Wang Hun was sitting with his wife, Mrs. Zhong, when they saw Wu Zi passing by the courtyard. Hun said to his wife happily, "It is a relief to have such a son." The wife laughed and said, "If I could be married to a soldier and have a son, it would be no less than this!"

Now till forever

In this month, do not drain rivers and lakes, do not drain ponds, and do not burn mountains and forests. The emperor will break the ice with fresh lambs and offer them to the sleeping temples first. On the first day of Ding, the emperor will order the music director to practice dancing and release vegetables. The emperor will lead the three dukes, nine ministers, princes, and officials to personally watch. On the second day of Ding, he will order the music director to learn dancing. In this month, sacrifices are not used, but jade and jade are used, and leather coins are replaced.