卡通动漫人物打屁屁视频

I'm just a pretty boy who doesn't need to struggle

Liu Gonggan was punished for being disrespectful. Emperor Wen asked him, "Why are you not careful in following the rules?" Zhen replied, "I am indeed mediocre and incompetent, but it is also because Your Majesty has not been thorough in grasping the main points."

Palace Makeup

Fresh marriage, deep love, wife, don't leave

Wang Ziyou and Zijing were once sitting in the same room when the emperor suddenly got angry. Ziyou quickly ran away, without panicking to get his sandals; Zijing looked calm, slowly called his attendants, and walked out with help, just like usual. The world uses this to determine the shrines of the two kings.

Ancient Sword Master

When Huan Xuanwu was the governor of Xuzhou, Xie Yi was the governor of Jinling. First, you should have a rough experience of being open-minded, and then you will find nothing unusual. When Huan returned to Jingzhou and was about to go west, he was in high spirits and Yi did not doubt him. Only thanks to Hu Zi and his wife Wang for understanding his meaning. Always said: "Huan Jingzhou has ulterior motives. He will definitely go west with Jinling!" Then he appointed Yi as Sima. After Yi came up, he still pushed forward his friendship with common people. Sitting in Wen, with his head bowed, whistling and chanting, there was nothing unusual about the day. Xuanwu always said, "I am the Sima of the outer region." Then he drank too much and neglected the morning and evening etiquette. When Huanshe entered the house, Yi immediately followed him. Later, when Yi was drunk, Wen went to the master and asked him to avoid him. The Lord said, "Without the mad Sima, how could I meet him?"

Interstellar Cameo

Therefore, when a man is born, he uses a mulberry bow and a straw arrow to shoot at the four directions of heaven and earth. The four directions of heaven and earth are what a man should do. Therefore, he must first have aspirations for what he should do, and then dare to use grain. This is what it means to eat.

Lin Si's Love

The Prime Minister was building the Yangzhou residence. He said as he walked, "I am building this for the second-in-command!" He was highly respected by the kings and nobles when he was young, so he sighed like this many times.