Leeds United

Chairman of Jianghu

Yin and Yang, I am the only one

When Duke Huan entered Shu and reached the Three Gorges, one of his troops found a monkey. His mother wailed along the shore and walked for more than a hundred miles without getting any closer. She then jumped onto the boat and died as soon as she got on board. When they opened his stomach and looked inside, they found that his intestines were all torn into pieces. When the Duke heard this, he was angry and ordered the man to be dismissed.

All deep love is a lie

Deep Palace Report

Liu Yin and Wang Changshi sat together, and Changshi started dancing after drinking. Liu Yin said: "Anu will not reduce the period of Ziqi today."

The Devil is a little sweet

The wife of Duke Cheng of Pei, the daughter of Wang Rong. Wang Rong went to Pei Xu in the morning, but there was no way forward. Pei went down from the bed to the south, and the woman went down from the bed to the north, and they sat opposite each other as host and guest, with no strange expressions on their faces.

Farmers get rich, and hug their thighs with buns

When Liu Daozhen was young, he often fished in the marshes. He was good at singing and whistling, and everyone who heard him would linger. There was an old woman who recognized that he was not an ordinary person and was very pleased with his singing and whistling, so she killed a pig and presented it to him. Daozhen ate all the pork and didn't even thank him. Seeing that she was not full, the old woman offered another piece of pork, ate half and the rest, and then returned it. Later he became a Lang of the Ministry of Personnel, and the old woman became a Xiao Lingshi, and Daozhen made great use of her. He didn't know why, so he asked his mother, and his mother told him. So he brought an ox and some wine to Daozhen, who said, "Go away! Go away! I have nothing to offer you."