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My dear wife, you are under arrest!

Zengzi and his guests stood by the door, and his followers hurried out. Zengzi asked, "Where are you going?" He said, "My father died, and I will go out to cry in the alley." He said, "I will go back and cry next to you." Zengzi faced north and mourned.

Wild is king

When the emperor is about to go to war, he will be like the god, be suitable for the altar, make sacrifices to the gods, and worship the gods in the places he will conquer. He receives orders from his ancestors and is accomplished in school. When he goes to war, he arrests the guilty; when he returns, he offers sacrifices to the school and reports the results of the investigation.

The Last Monster Survival Guide

The Counterattack of Jia Min in the Red Mansion

When Shan Gong was about to go to select officials, he wanted to recommend Ji Kang; Kang wrote to him to break up with him.

Idle Farmer

Huan Cheqi is not good at picking up new clothes. After bathing, the woman gave him new clothes. The cavalry was furious and urged them to take him away. The woman brought it back and said, "The clothes are not new, so how can they be old?" Duke Huan laughed and chopped it off.

Super Teacher Goes to Huadu

A senior official starts to work at the age of seventy. If he is not thanked, he must be given a stick and forced to do the work with women. Go to all directions, riding in a safe carriage. If one calls himself "old man", he will use his name when he is in his own country; if one is asked about something in another country, he will be sure to tell them the customs.