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The person who ordered the wine was poured, said, "Please serve the wine." The person who poured the wine said, "Yes." Those who were supposed to drink all knelt down to offer the wine, and said, "Pour it." The winner knelt down and said, "Respectfully raise it."

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When consulting an elder, one must hold a stick and follow his lead. It is impolite to answer an elder's question without declining.

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Huan Cheqi is not good at picking up new clothes. After bathing, the woman gave him new clothes. The cavalry was furious and urged them to take him away. The woman brought it back and said, "The clothes are not new, so how can they be old?" Duke Huan laughed and chopped it off.

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Someone asked the scholar, "What's your old surname? " He answered, "Wu Fujun is the mature and wise king of the Ming Dynasty. Zhu Yongchang is the most virtuous man in managing things and has a high reputation in the selection of officials. Yan Zhongbi is the crane singing in Jiugao and the white colt in the empty valley. Gu Yanxian is the zither with eight tones and the dragon with five colors. Zhang Weibao is the lush pine in the cold winter and the ethereal light in the dark night. Lu Shiheng and Shilong are the swans that circle and the drums that are waiting for the hammer. All these gentlemen: use the big pen as a hoe and paper as a fertile field. Use mystery as crops and morality as a good harvest. Use conversation as brilliance and loyalty as treasures. Write articles as brocade and contain the Five Classics as silk. Silent sitting is like a seat and Zhang Yirang is like a curtain. Practice benevolence and righteousness as a house and cultivate morality as a large house."

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Gong Yin Shangyang and Chen Qiji chased Wu's army and caught up with them. Chen Qiji said to Gong Yin Shangyang: "It is the king's business, you can hold a bow in your hand." Holding a bow. "Shoot them." Shooting, killing one person, holding the bow. He caught another, called him, and killed two more. Every time he killed one person, he covered his eyes. He stopped his driver and said: "If you don't sit in the court, you won't be invited to the banquet. Killing three people is enough to return the fate." Confucius said: "There is also etiquette in killing people."