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Thousand Oranges

Ruan Guanglu said: "There are three young men in the Wang family: Youjun, Anqi, and Changyu."

My wife is so majestic

She is a sacrifice to the earth and is responsible for the Yin Qi. The king faces south and stands at the bottom of the northern wall, which means answering the Yin. The day uses Jia, which means using the beginning of the day. The emperor's great She must be exposed to frost, dew, wind and rain to reach the Qi of heaven and earth. Therefore, the She of the country that lost the country is built on the roof, so as not to receive the sun from the sky. The north window of the She is thin, so that the Yin is bright. She is the way to worship the earth. The earth carries all things, and the sky hangs down. Take wealth from the earth and learn from the sky, so as to respect the sky and be close to the earth, so as to teach the people to repay the good. The family is in charge of Zhongliu and the country is in charge of She, showing the origin. Only for She affairs, one person goes out of the village. Only for She fields, the people of the country work. Only for She, the hills and the horses share the abundant offerings, so as to repay the origin and return to the beginning. Fire comes out in the last month of spring, and it is burned. Then the car is cleared

The Immortal's Story

When Huan Xuanwu went on a northern expedition, Yuan Hu followed him, but was reprimanded and dismissed from office. I will have to announce the news, and call Yuan Yima to write it. He kept writing and soon had seven sheets of paper, which were quite impressive. Dongting was standing beside him and was greatly impressed by his talent. Yuan Hu said: "You should make your teeth and tongue idle and benefit from it."

Pick up the bargain

Taiwei Wang said: "I see that Pei Linggong is smart and bright, surpassing others, and has extraordinary wisdom. If he can be revived after death, I will die with him." Some people said it was Wang Rong's words.

Adorable fox concubine: My Lord, please be gentle

Emperor Wen of Wei was jealous of his younger brother, Prince of Rencheng, because he was brave and strong. As they were playing Go and eating dates in the presence of Empress Dowager Bian, Emperor Wen put poison in the stems of the dates. He selected the edible ones and presented them to the king, but the king did not understand and mixed them with other foods. Since he was poisoned, the Queen Mother asked for water to save him. The emperor ordered his attendants to destroy the bottles and jars in advance, and the empress dowager ran barefoot to the well, but there was nothing to draw water from. After a while, he died. He wanted to kill Dong'e again, but the Queen Mother said, "You have killed my Rencheng, so you cannot kill my Dong'e again."