恶作剧之吻中的床戏

You used your deep love to lead me into prison

Don't point when you climb the city wall, and don't call out from above.

Super God Ring

Zixia asked Confucius, "What should I do if I am the enemy of my parents?" Confucius said, "Sleep on straw and use dry wood as pillow, do not serve in the government, and do not share the world with them; if you meet them in the market, do not fight with them." He said, "What should I do if I am the enemy of my brothers?" Confucius said, "Serve in the government and do not share the country with them; if I am sent by the king, I will not fight with them even if I meet them." He said, "What should I do if I am the enemy of my uncle and brothers?" Confucius said, "If I am not the leader, if the host is capable, I will hold the weapon and accompany them behind."

God is my good friend

The strongest perspective

When Shi Daizhong died, he had no son, but six concubines. He asked for the successor. He said: "Bathing and wearing jade are omens." All five of them bathed and wore jade; Shi Qizi asked: "Who bathes and wears jade when mourning a parent?" No bathing or jade. Shi Qizi said.

Who is the plum wine for?

Mr. Xie was playing go with someone when a letter from Xie Xuanhuai arrived. After reading the book, he remained silent and looked towards the bureau. The guest asked about the benefits and disadvantages of Huai River? He replied, "We, the kids, defeated the thieves." His expression and behavior were normal.

The two little ones guessed it was very ambiguous