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The wood has grown

Prime Minister Wang bowed to the Minister of Education and sighed, "If Liu Wang Qiao crossed the river, I would not be the only one to bow to you."

Come marry me if you can

Wang Ziyou once stayed temporarily in someone else's empty house and asked him to plant bamboo. Someone asked, "Why do you bother to stay here for a while?" Wang Xiao chanted for a long time, pointed to the bamboo and said, "How can I live without you for even a day?"

Young Hero

Xie Lingyun liked to wear a hat with a curved handle. The hermit Kong said to him, "If you want to have lofty ambitions, why can't you forget the appearance of the curved hat?" Xie replied, "If you will not be afraid of your shadow, you will not be able to forget it."

Woman dressed as a man: Master, please give me some advice

Wang Foda sighed and said, "After three days without drinking, I feel that my body and soul are no longer close to each other."

God-level plastic surgeon

When Duke Huan first reported on his defeat of Yin in Jingzhou, he lectured on the Analects of Confucius and came to the part that said, "Riches and honor are what people desire, but if they are not obtained by proper means, they should not be kept." The mysterious meaning is very evil.

Cultural relics are not to be trifled with