鏈変粈涔堝ソ鐨勭啛濂冲浘鐗囩綉绔欏悧?

My Mr. Zhou only wants to pamper me

When Zhuge Jin was the governor of Yuzhou, he sent his personal driver to the platform and said, "The child is good at talking. You can talk to him." He went to see Ke, but Ke refused to meet him. Later, they met in Zhang Fu's and Wu's seat. The deputy driver called Ke: "You are so loud, young man." Ke mocked him and said: "Yuzhou is in chaos, why are you so loud?" He replied: "When the king is wise and the ministers are virtuous, I have never heard of chaos." Ke said: "In the past, Tang Yao was in the upper position, and the four villains were below." He replied: "Not only the four villains, there was also Danzhu." Then everyone in the room laughed.

Lord of Taiyuan

When you first meet a gentleman, you say, "I really want to be known by the general." You cannot get in touch with the master. The enemy says, "I really want to see you." If you rarely meet him, you say, "I have heard of you." If you meet him quickly, you say, "I have seen you every morning and evening." The blind say, "I have heard of you." If someone is in mourning, you say, "I will see you soon." A boy says, "I will listen to the affairs." If you are in mourning for a minister, you say, "I will listen to the servants of the Minister of Education." If the king is going to marry someone else, if the minister gives gold, jade, and other valuables to the king, he says, "Give money for horses to the officials"; the enemy says, "Give gifts to the attendants." If the minister gives a gift to the king, he says, "Give old clothes to the merchant"; the enemy says, "The 襚." If the relatives are brothers, they will not be promoted with the 襚. The minister serves the king.

Immortal Martial Emperor

Women's gifts include hazelnuts, dried fruits, dates, and chestnuts.

The Crazy Doctor

Zhou Boren said of Huan Maolun: "His experience is so arduous that it is ridiculous." Some say that this was said by Xie Youyu.

Beautiful Concubine

Let's get a divorce.

Food: greasy, greasy, greasy, salted meat, roasted beef. Salted meat, beef gizzard, ox sashimi. Roasted mutton, mutton gizzard, salted meat, roasted pig. Salted meat, pork gizzard, mustard sauce, fish sashimi. Pheasant, rabbit, quail, bird.