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Palace Lock Dream

After Huan Xuan usurped the throne, he was about to set up a direct office and asked his attendants, "Where should the Huben Zhonglang Office be located?" Someone answered, "There is no office." This was extremely against the emperor's will at the time. I asked, "How do you know there is none?" He answered, "Pan Yue wrote in his Autumn Poem, 'I am also the General of the Tiger Guards, and I am in charge of the Ministry of Cavalry.' Xuan Zi praised it.

Rosemary

Emperor Wen once ordered the King of Dong'e to compose a poem within seven steps. If he failed, he would be punished. He immediately composed a poem: "Cook the beans and make soup, strain the beans to make juice. The firewood is burning under the pot, and the beans are crying in the pot. We are from the same root, why are we so eager to harm each other?" The emperor looked deeply ashamed.

Seven Realms Heavenly Palace

Diseases, both inside and outside are swept. The king and the officials clean the county, and the scholars put away the zither. Sleeping in the east under the north window. Abandon the bed. Take off the undergarments, put on new clothes, and dress one person. Men and women change clothes. Put on the cotton wool and wait for the body to die. Men do not die at the hands of women, and women do not die at the hands of men. If the wife of a lord dies in the road bedroom, the wife of a senior official dies in the bedroom, and if the wife of a concubine does not order, she dies in the lower room. Move the body to the bedroom, and the wives of scholars all die in the bedroom.

The Golden Age of Chinese Entertainment

Zi Bu Yu

Sun Xiu liked to shoot pheasants. When it came to the time to shoot, he would leave in the morning and return in the evening. All the ministers advised: "This is a small thing, why bother with it so much?" Xiu said: "Although it is a small thing, it is more upright than others, that is why I like it."

Mountain and River Feast

When Liu Zhenchang first met Prime Minister Wang, it was a hot summer month. The Prime Minister used his belly to massage the chessboard and asked, "Why are you so tired?" After Liu left, someone asked, "What did you do when you met Lord Wang?" Liu said, "I didn't see anything unusual. I only heard him speak Wu dialect!"