小崔说事 周立波

Futian Dao Ji

Evil boss, wantonly flirting

Ji Kang and Lu Anshan were good friends. Whenever they missed each other, they would travel thousands of miles together. An came later, and when Kang was not at home, he was happy to go out and invite him in, but he did not come in. He wrote the word "Phoenix" on the door and left. I was happy without realizing it, but I still thought I was happy, so I pretended to be happy. The word "Phoenix" means any bird.

Daily life of passerby

The linen cap for minor merits should not be changed. If they are exempted, they should wear the same sash as the minor merits, and the sash should be the same as the hemp belt. The hemp for the sash should not be changed to the hemp for minor merits; the hemp for minor merits should not be changed to the hemp for major merits. The tax is based on the original.

The Centennial Bride

As for the elderly care: You Yu clan used the banquet ceremony, Xia Hou clan used the feast ceremony, Yin people used the food ceremony, Zhou people improved and used them all. At fifty, they are taken care of in the village, at sixty, they are taken care of in the country, at seventy, they are taken care of in the school, and they are promoted to the princes. At eighty, they receive the emperor's order, sit and come twice, and the blind are also like this. At ninety, someone else takes care of them. At fifty, they eat different food, at sixty, they eat meat every night, at seventy, they eat twice, at eighty, they always have delicacies; at ninety, they eat and drink without leaving their bed, and they can eat and drink with their outings. At sixty, they make a system, at seventy, they make a system for hours, at eighty, they make a system for months; at ninety, they make a system for days, only the strangulation, quilt, and cover, and they make a system after death. At fifty, people begin to decline. At sixty, they cannot be full without meat. At seventy, they cannot be warm without silk. At eighty, they cannot be warm without people. At ninety, even if they have people, they cannot be warm. At fifty, they are given a cane at home. At sixty, they are given a cane in the village. At seventy, they are given a cane in the country. At eighty, they are given a cane in the court. At ninety, if the emperor wants to ask them about something, they should go to their room and be accompanied by a treasure. At seventy, they do not wait for the court. At eighty, they report their existence every month. At ninety, they have a rank every day. At fifty, they do not participate in government affairs. At sixty, they do not participate in military service. At seventy, they do not participate in the affairs of guests. At eighty, they do not participate in the affairs of mourning. At fifty, they are given a title. At sixty, they do not go to school. At seventy, they retire from government affairs. Only mourning clothes are used for mourning.

Similar to youth

Wang Lantian is impatient. Once when he was eating an egg, he tried to poke it with chopsticks, but failed. He became very angry and threw the egg to the ground. The egg was still spinning on the ground, so he went down to the ground and tried to step on it with the teeth of his clogs, but still couldn't catch it. He became very angry, so he took it from the ground and put it in his mouth, bit it into pieces, and then spat it out. Wang Youjun heard this and laughed loudly, saying: "Even if Anqi had such a character, there would still be no one to criticize him, let alone Lantian?"

I'm waiting for the wind and for you

Wang Changshi and Xie Renzu were both Wang Gongyuan. The Chief Secretary said, "Yuan Xie can perform a unique dance." Xie then started to dance, his mind and body completely relaxed. The prince looked at it carefully and said to the guest, "It makes people miss Anfeng."