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The Gambler

Lu Zhi asked Lu Shiheng in the crowd: "What are Lu Xun and Lu Kang to you?" Lu Shiheng replied: "You are like Lu Yu and Lu Ting." Shilong was dismayed. After leaving the house, he said to his brother, "Why are you like this? How could he not know me?" Shi Heng said sternly, "My ancestor's name is known throughout the country, how could he not know me? How dare you, you devil!" The debaters doubted the superiority of the two Lu brothers, and Xie Gong decided it based on this.

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The beautiful legend of female traditional Chinese medicine practitioners

The prince and his court officials were drinking together. He held up a glass bowl and said to Bo Ren, "This bowl is hollow, but it is called a treasure. Why?" Bo Ren replied, "This bowl is bright and clear, so it is a treasure!"

Jinse Yaoyao

Someone asked Yin Yuanyuan: "The kings and nobles of the time compared you to Pei Shudao. What do you think?" Yin said: "So you should be compared to Pei Shudao because you can see through the dark."

Ten years of rapport

Emperor Wu of Wei once passed by the Cao'e stele, and Yang Xiu followed him. On the back of the stele there was an inscription of eight characters: "young woman with yellow silk, grandson Jue". Wei Wu asked Xiu, "Do you understand it?" Xiu replied, "I understand." Wei Wu said, "You can't tell me yet. Let me think about it." After walking for thirty miles, Wei Wu said, "I have figured it out." He asked Xiu to write down what he had learned. Xiu said: "Yellow silk is colored silk, and the word for it is absolutely perfect. Young woman is a young girl, and the word for it is wonderful. Grandson is a girl, and the word for it is good. Juejiu is suffering, and the word for it is words. This is what is called 'absolutely wonderful and good words'." Wei Wu also memorized it, and he agreed with Xiu, so he sighed and said: "I am not as talented as you, and I feel thirty miles behind."

I'm really not an appraiser!

Aigong said, "May I ask about Confucian conduct." Confucius replied, "I can't finish counting them all. If I count them all, I will stay. I can't finish them even if I change my servant."