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Please close your eyes after marriage

Wang Junfu had a cow named "Babailibo", whose hooves and horns were always shiny. Wang Wuzi said to Junfu: "I am not as good as you in archery, but now I bet my ox on you and I will bet it ten thousand times." Junfu was confident of his quick hands and believed that it was unreasonable to kill a strong animal, so they agreed with each other. Order Wu Zi to shoot first. Wu Zi broke through immediately, and sat on the Hu couch, shouting to his attendants: "Quickly bring us the ox's heart!" After a moment, the roasted ox heart arrived, and he took a piece of it away.

Smoke-Drunk City

Wang Da and Wang Gong once sat together with He Pushe. Gong was the prefect of Danyang at that time, and Dashi was the governor of Jingzhou. When the conversation was about to end, he urged everyone to drink a lot. Gong refused to drink, so Da forced him to drink. It became more and more painful, so they each tied their hands with their skirts. There were nearly a thousand people in Gong's mansion, and they were all called into the room. Although there were few left and right guards, they were also ordered to move forward, intending to kill each other. There was no plan for shooting, so they stood up and sat down in a row between two people, and then they were able to disperse. The ancients were ashamed of the so-called snobbish friendship.

System Crossing Administration

Always watch your young children and don't tell them lies; don't let little boys wear fur clothes. The foundation must be square. Not listening. If an elder helps him, he should hold the elder's hands with both hands. He carried a sword on his back and answered with his mouth covered.

Zuo Hufa's acting skills are first-rate

Flash Marriage 9 Minutes 9 Seconds: It's Hard to Get a Sweet Wife from a Big Star

The gentleman said: "Gently accept harmony, and accept white; loyal and faithful people can learn etiquette. If there is no loyal and faithful person, etiquette will not be in vain. Therefore, it is precious to get the right person. Confucius said: "Reciting three hundred poems in the Book of Songs is not enough for one offering. The ceremony of one offering is not enough for a great feast. The ceremony of a great feast is not enough for a great group. The great group is ready, but it is not enough for the feast of the emperor." Don't discuss etiquette lightly! Zilu was the chief of Ji's family. Ji's family offered sacrifices at dusk, and when the day was not enough, they continued with candles. Even if there is a strong face and a solemn and respectful heart, they are all tired. The officials limped and leaned to attend the sacrifice, which was a great disrespect. On other days when offering sacrifices, Zilu would be present. The affairs of the inner room would be handled at the door, and the affairs of the hall would be handled at the steps. They would start their activities at dawn and leave at dusk. Confucius heard this and said, "Who says that You doesn't know etiquette?

Hell Walker

Wang Sizhou went to Yinzhu in Wuxing to have a look. He sighed and said, "Not only does it make people feel more open and clean, but it also makes the sun and the moon seem clearer and brighter."