中国搞笑电影排行榜

Inducement into marriage

Someone asked General Yin Zhongjun: "Why does a general who is about to get a position dream of coffins and utensils, and a general who is about to get wealth dream of feces and dirt?" Yin said: "Officials are originally rotten and smelly, so a general who is about to get a position dreams of coffins and corpses; wealth is originally feces and dirt, so a general who is about to get a position dreams of dirt and dirt." People at that time thought that his name was untrue.

Playful girl

Zhuge Hong was unwilling to learn when he was young. When he first talked with Wang Yifu, he already had extraordinary achievements. The king sighed and said, "You are an extremely talented person. If you study harder, you will have nothing to be ashamed of." Later, Hong read Zhuangzi and Laozi, and talked with Wang, and he was able to compete with them.

The Urban God Becomes Rich Overnight

As for the elderly care: You Yu clan used the banquet ceremony, Xia Hou clan used the feast ceremony, Yin people used the food ceremony, Zhou people improved and used them. In general, fifty people are cared for in the village, sixty people are cared for in the country, seventy people are cared for in the school, and they are extended to the princes. At eighty, they bow to the king's order, sit and sit twice, the blind are also like this, ninety people let others receive. Fifty people have different clothes, sixty people have meat, seventy-two meals, eighty people have delicacies, ninety people do not eat and sleep, and can eat and drink when they go out. Sixty years old system, seventy hours system, eighty months system, ninety days system, only the linen quilt is strung, and the system is not made until death. Five

The prince's delicious little girl

Zi Zhang asked about politics, and the Master said, "Teacher! Did I tell you before? A gentleman is clear about rites and music, and he only needs to raise and arrange them." Zi Zhang asked again. The Master said, "Teacher, do you think it is necessary to spread the table and the banquet, rise and fall, and offer wine and toast, and then it can be called rites? Do you think it is necessary to carry out the oracle, play the feather flute, and make the bells and drums, and then it can be called music? Speaking and practicing is rite. Acting and enjoying it is music. A gentleman strives for these two things and stands facing south, and this is how the world is peaceful. When the princes came to court, all things were in obedience, and all officials dared not to serve. Where ritual flourishes, the people are governed; where ritual is abolished, the people are in chaos. In a room with a clever eye, there is an outer corner, a seat has upper and lower parts, a car has left and right parts, a person who walks has a following, and a person who stands has an order. This is the ancient meaning. If there is no outer corner in a room, it will be in chaos. If there is no upper and lower part in a seat, it will be in chaos on the seat. If there is no left and right part in a car, it will be in chaos on the car. If there is no following person who walks, it will be in chaos on the road. If there is no order in standing, it will be in chaos in the position. In the past, the sage emperors and wise princes distinguished between the noble and the humble, the old and the young, the near and far, the male and the female, the outside and the inside, and no one dared to cross the road. They all came out from this road. "The three sons, after hearing this from the Master, were as clear as if they had just opened their eyes.

Regeneration System

General Yu had a dignified demeanor and was not frivolous in his behavior, so people of his time thought he was fake. Liang has an older son who is a few years old. He is of a noble and serious nature and has been like this since he was young. People know that it is his nature. Wen Taizhen once hid the child behind a curtain, but the child looked calm and knelt slowly and said, "Why do you do this, sir?" Commentators said that he was as bright as ever. Su Jun was killed. Some say: "Seeing Agong, I know Yuangui is not fake."

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