人人干人操

Riding the wind

Dark Computer

When Liu Zhenchang first met Prime Minister Wang, it was a hot summer month. The Prime Minister used his belly to massage the chessboard and asked, "Why are you so tired?" After Liu left, someone asked, "What did you do when you met Lord Wang?" Liu said, "I didn't see anything unusual. I only heard him speak Wu dialect!"

Yixuanyin

If he gives a carriage, a pot of wine, a bundle of clothes, and a dog to a person, if he offers it to a person, he will present the wine and hold the clothes as a gift, which is also called a carriage, a pot of wine, a bundle of clothes, and a dog. If he gives meat in a tripod, he will hold it as a gift. If he gives a pair of poultry, he will hold one pair as a gift and leave the rest. For dogs, he will hold the leash; for guard dogs and farm dogs, he will give them to the herder, and after receiving them, he will ask the dog's name. For cattle, he will hold the leash. , the horse should hold the reins, all with the right hand. The ministers should hold the reins with the left hand. The chariot should be held with the reins. If the armor is in front, then hold it with the command; if it is not in front, then bare the shackles and hold the helmet. When crying, hold the canopy. When bowing, bend the shackles with the left hand and hold the cane. When using a sword, open the cover and strike it, and add the cudgel and sword. The hu, book, xiu, baozhu, bow, mat, mat, pillow, table, ying, staff, qin, zither, spear, and those with blades, caskets, whips, and flutes, they should all be held with the left hand. The knife is handed over with the blade Ying. 削授拊. If there is a stabbing blade, give it to someone and then dodge it.

Mr. Qiao is committing suicide again

Duke Xiang of Song buried his wife with a hundred jars of salted meat. Zeng Zi said, "Since it is said that the utensils are clear, it is also filled." At the funeral of Meng Xianzi, Si Tu Lu returned to Si Bu. The Master said, "Yes." Reading the 赐, Zengzi said, "It is not ancient, it is a second report." Cheng Zigao was ill in bed, and Qing Yi came in and asked, "Your illness has worsened. If it becomes a serious illness, what should I do?" Zigao said, "I have heard that life is beneficial to people, and death is not harmful to people. Even if I am not beneficial to people in life, can I harm people in death? When I die, choose a place where no food is eaten and bury me there."

The Fool

Hi, my useless husband

Wang Dun led his troops to Daheng, and Emperor Ming came out of the central hall. Wen Qiao was the prefect of Danyang. The emperor ordered him to cut the big beam, but it was not cut yet. The emperor became furious and glared at him. Everyone around him was terrified. Summon all the gentlemen. When Qiao arrived, he did not thank him, but only asked for wine and roast meat. Wang Dao arrived in a moment, knelt barefoot on the ground and apologized, saying: "The majesty of Heaven is with Yan, so Wen Qiao has no time to apologize." Qiao then knelt down to apologize, and the emperor was relieved. Everyone admired the king's wise words.