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The Renaissance of the Poop Shoveler

The common people

Xie Gong had the ambition to return to Dongshan at first, but later he received strict orders repeatedly and had no choice but to join Huan Gong's army. At that time, people presented medicinal herbs to Duke Huan, among which was Polygala tenuifolia. The Duke took it and asked Xie, "This medicine is also called 'Xiaocao'. Why does the same thing have two names?" Xie did not answer immediately. Hao Long was sitting there at the time, and he answered immediately, "This is very easy to understand: when it is inside, it is Polygala tenuifolia, and when it is outside, it is small grass." Xie looked very ashamed. Duke Huan thanked him with a smile and said, "General Hao's mistake is not bad, and he is very wise."

One billion pocket money

The teacher's writing brush, zither and harp are in front of you. You sit down and move them, being careful not to cross them. Sit back when you have finished emptying your mind, and sit before you have finished eating. Sit down and be at peace, hold your face. If the elder is not up to standard, do not speak nonsense. Correct your appearance and listen respectfully. Do not suppress opinions and do not copy others. It must be the ancient times, called the former kings. Sitting in the presence of the teacher: the teacher asks me questions, and I answer them in the end. If you ask for work, you will get up. If you ask for advice, you will get up. When my father called me, I did not respond. When my teacher called me, I did not respond. So I just stood up. Sit in front of the one you respect most, and do not sit at any other table. I can't stand seeing the same. When the candles are lit, when the food is served, when the guests come, they stand up. The candle is not visible. Don't scold a dog in front of distinguished guests. Let food be eaten without spitting.

Super Summoning in the City

The sacrifices in the suburbs are special, and the sacrifices in the altars are large. When the emperor visits the princes, the princes use calves for meals; when the princes visit the emperor, the emperor gives them large sacrifices as a gift; this is the meaning of valuing sincerity. Therefore, the emperor does not eat pregnant animals, and does not use them in the sacrifice to the emperor. The main road has one tassel, the first road has three tassels, and the second road has five tassels. The blood in the suburbs, the fishy offerings, three offerings are roasted, and one offering is cooked; the most respectful offerings do not taste but value the smell. When the princes are guests, they use Yuchang. The offerings are used to smell. At the grand feast, the slender and the well-bred are valued. At the grand feast, the king sits on three layers of seats and offers vinegar. At the three offerings, the king sits on a single seat and offers vinegar. This is to lower the noble to the humble. There is music in the feasts and sacrifices, but there is no music in the tastings, which is the meaning of yin and yang. All drinks nourish the yang energy; all foods nourish the yin energy. Therefore, the spring sacrifices are held and the autumn tastings are held; in spring, the orphans are feasted, and in autumn, the elderly are fed.矣。 吟， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， 阳， Duke Huan of Qi started it. The performance of "Si Xia" by the ministers was started by Zhao Wenzi. The court audience is a private audience by the ministers, which is not a courtesy. The ministers hold the jade tablets and go on missions to show their trust; they dare not meet privately, so as to show respect; but they meet privately in the court, why do they do it in the court of the princes? As ministers, they have no foreign relations and dare not be two-minded. It is not a courtesy for the ministers to entertain the king. If the ministers force the king to kill them, it is righteousness; it was started by the Three Huans. The emperor has no guest etiquette, and no one dares to be the host. When the king meets his ministers, he ascends from the steps of the east and dares not have his room. In the audience ceremony, the emperor does not go down the hall to meet the princes. Going down the hall to meet the princes is a violation of etiquette by the emperor, starting from King Yi and below. In the palaces of the princes, they offer sacrifices with white peons, beat jade chimes, set red stems and tin, wear crowns and dance "Da Wu", and ride on the main road. This is the usurpation of etiquette by the princes. , embroidered fu, red and red inner garment, this is the usurpation of etiquette by the officials. Therefore, when the emperor is weak, the princes usurpation; when the officials are strong, the princes threaten. In this way, they honor each other by rank, meet each other with goods, bribe each other for profit, and the etiquette of the world is in chaos. The princes dare not worship the emperor, and the officials dare not worship the princes. And the public temple is set up in private homes, which is not etiquette, and it started with the Three Huans.

Marrying your uncle

Wealth cannot chant

When Confucius was in Wei, he encountered the funeral of an old abbot. He went in and wept. When he left, he asked Zigong to persuade the charioteer and give him gifts. Zigong said, "I have never persuaded the charioteer for the funeral of my disciple. Is it too much to persuade the charioteer in the old abbot?" The Master said, "My fellow villagers went in and wept, and wept when they met a sad thing. I hate that I have no reason to cry. You should do it." When Confucius was in Wei, there were people attending the funeral, and the Master watched them and said, "How well they conduct the funeral! It is worthy of being a model. You should know it." Zigong said, "What is so good about you, Master?" He said, "When he went, he seemed to be longing, and when he returned, he seemed to be suspicious." Zigong said, "Is it better to return quickly and be anxious?" The Master said, "You know it, but I can't do it." When Yan Yuan died, he presented auspicious meat. Confucius went out to receive it, and then he played the zither and ate it.