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The vest fell off again.

During the funeral of Confucius, Gong Xichi wrote a memorial: decorating the coffin and the wall, setting up the bamboo and the shawl, which was Zhou; setting up the Chong, which was Yin; setting up the silk and the flag, which was Xia.

Fairy takes you flying

Food: greasy, greasy, greasy, salted meat, roasted beef. Salted meat, beef gizzard, ox sashimi. Roasted mutton, mutton gizzard, salted meat, roasted pig. Salted meat, pork gizzard, mustard sauce, fish sashimi. Pheasant, rabbit, quail, bird.

Break up with your girlfriend

Huan Baonu was Wang Danyang's uncle, and looked like his uncle, so Huan was very wary of him. Xuanwu said: "It is not always similar, sometimes it looks like ears! It always looks like form, sometimes it looks like spirit." Huan Yu did not say anything.

Thor I

Ji Zhongsan said to Zhao Jingzhen: "Your pupils are clearly white and black, and you have the style of Bai Qi, but you hate that your knowledge is so small." Zhao Yun: "A ruler can measure the measurement of a scale, and an inch-long tube can measure the reciprocating energy; why bother about the size? I just want to know your knowledge!"

Refusing to marry into a wealthy family: accidentally offending the high-priced chief

When General Wang started a rebellion, the Prime Minister and his brothers went to the palace to express their gratitude. The Duke of Zhou was deeply worried about the other kings. When he first entered, he looked very worried. The Prime Minister called out to Marquis Zhou, "All the people in the family are in your care!" Zhou went straight over but did not respond. Once you enter, you will be saved by the suffering. After being released, Zhou Da was very happy and drank some wine. When he went out, the kings were still waiting at the door. Zhou said, "This year, if we kill all the bandits and slaves, we will take a golden seal as big as a bowl and tie it behind our elbow." When the general arrived at Shitou, he asked the prime minister, "Can Lord Zhou be one of the Three Dukes?" The prime minister did not answer. He asked again, "Can you be the Minister of the Chancellery?" Again no answer. Because he said, "In this case, he should be killed!" Then he fell silent again. When Marquis Zhou was about to be killed, the prime minister later learned that Marquis Zhou had saved him. He sighed and said, "I didn't kill Marquis Zhou, but he died because of me. I have let him down in the underworld!"

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