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Wandering in the Flower City

All the clothes, utensils and officials of the four dynasties were used by Lu. Therefore, Lu was the king's ritual, and the world has passed it down for a long time. The monarch and his subjects never killed each other; the rituals, music, criminal laws, politics and customs never changed, and the world thought it was a country with morality. Therefore, the world relied on rituals and music.

Waiting for the years to be like a feather

The guests went to Chen Taiqiu to stay overnight, and Taiqiu asked Yuanfang and Jifang to cook. The guest was discussing with Taiqiu, and the two of them brought in fire, both of them were silent and eavesdropping. I forgot to use chopsticks and spatula when cooking, and the rice fell into the pot. Taiqiu asked, "Why don't you cook with steam?" Yuanfang and Jifang knelt down and said, "Your Excellency was talking with a guest, and we were eavesdropping. We forgot to bring chopsticks and a basket when cooking, and now the rice has become porridge." Taiqiu said, "Do you know anything about it?" They replied, "I just remember it." The two men spoke at the same time and took turns to talk, without losing anything. Taiqiu said: "In this case, just eating rice is enough, why do we need rice?"

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Someone asked Gu Changkang, "Why don't you compose the poem of Lo Sheng?" He replied, "Why don't you do the voice of an old maid?"

The Concubine in Troubled Times

The strongest master is in the city

In this month, the Yan Yin and the palace officials are ordered to inspect the gates and doors, be careful about the rooms, and make sure they are tightly closed. Be careful about women's affairs and do not let them be promiscuous. Even if there are noble relatives and close friends, they must not be prohibited. He ordered the chieftains to ensure that the sorghum and rice were of the same quality, the koji and mulberry were of the right time, the water was clean, the springs were fragrant, the pottery was good, the fire was good, and the six items were used. The chieftains supervised and did not make any mistakes. The emperor ordered the officials to pray to the four seas, the great rivers, the famous sources, the deep lakes, the wells and the springs.

He's like hell on earth

When General Yu was in Wuchang, it was a beautiful autumn night with clear scenery, so he asked his officials Yin Hao and Wang Huzhi to go up to the South Tower to sort out poems. The tone began to become powerful, and I heard the loud sound of clogs in the passage. It must be Yu Gong. Soon he came on foot with about ten men around him, and the wise men wanted to get up and avoid him. Gong Xu said, "Please stay a little longer, everyone. I am very interested in this place!" Then he sat on a Hu couch and chanted and joked with them, and they were very happy. Later, Wang Yi Shao came down and talked about this matter with the prime minister. The prime minister said: "Yuan Gui's style at that time must have declined a little." Youjun replied: "Only the hills and valleys remain."