床上性感美少女

Take your cute baby to farm

Wang Beizhonglang is not known to Lin Gong, so the discussion of the monks cannot be considered as the theory of high scholars.

The Melancholy of a Third-Rate Writer

The male protagonist always finds me

When Zi Liu's mother died, Zi Shuo asked for a feast. Zi Liu asked, "Why?" Zi Shuo said, "Please give porridge to my half brother's mother." Zi Liu said, "How can you bury your mother with porridge for someone else's mother? No." After the funeral, Zi Shuo wanted to use the remaining cloth to prepare the sacrificial utensils. Zi Liu said, "No, I have heard that a gentleman should not stay at home during a funeral. Please arrange for the poor among your brothers." The gentleman said, "If you plan for someone's military advisor, you will die; if you plan for someone's state, you will be destroyed." Gongshu Wenzi ascended to Xiaqiu, and Qu Boyu followed him. Wenzi said, "How happy this hill is. I want to be buried there when I die." Qu Boyu said, "If you are happy, then Yuan will come forward."

The Return of the Female Supporting Character

This month is the month of opening customs and markets, bringing in merchants and travelers, and accepting bribes, which facilitates civil affairs. People from all directions gather, and people from distant places all arrive, so there is no shortage of money, the emperor has no shortage of resources, and all things are accomplished. When doing major things, do not go against the big numbers, but must follow the time and be careful of the types. If the spring order is carried out in mid-autumn, the autumn rain will not fall, and the grass and trees will flourish, and the country will be afraid. If the summer order is carried out, the country will suffer from drought, hibernating insects will not hide, and grains will grow again. If the winter order is carried out, there will be frequent wind disasters, and the thunder will come first, and the grass and trees will die early.

Seducing the Mafia Wife

When Wang Dun first married the princess, he went to the toilet and saw a lacquer box filled with dried dates. He originally wanted to use them to plug his nose, but the princess thought that there were also fruits on the toilet, so he ate all of them. After returning, the maid held up a golden bath tray filled with water and a glass bowl filled with bath beans. She then poured chopsticks into the water and drank from it, calling it dry rice. All the maids covered their mouths and laughed.

After the divorce

　　Pang Shiyuan of Nanjun heard that Sima Decao was in Yingchuan, so he traveled 2,000 miles to wait for him. When they arrived, they met Decao picking mulberry leaves. Shi Yuan said to him from inside the carriage, "I heard that a man should wear gold and purple when dealing with the world. How can he bend the flood and hold the silk women's affairs?" Decao said, "Get off the carriage for now. You know how to quickly go astray, and don't worry about losing your way. In the past, Bo Cheng worked in the fields with his wife, and did not envy the glory of the princes; Yuan Xian worked in the mulberry field, and was not interested in the official house. How can one sit in a luxurious house, ride a fat horse, and have dozens of maids, and then be extraordinary? This is why Xu and Fu were generous, and why Yi and Qi sighed for a long time. Even if one had stolen the title of Qin and had a wealth of thousands of horses, it would not be valuable enough!" Shi Yuan said, "I was born in a remote area, and I have rarely seen great principles. If you don't strike the loud bell or beat the thunder drum, you won't know their sound."