我和岳母的性福生活

Love at first sight

The host pays the guest to the door, the song ends three times, and the host offers it; the sheng enters three times, and the host offers it; the interlude ends three times, and the music ends three times. The musician announces that the music is ready, and then leaves. One person raises the cup, and then the Sizheng stands there, knowing that he can harmonize the music without drifting.

Devil Plastic Surgeon

Duke Huan was sitting on a military officer's chair, which was filled with scallions, and the chair was not put down from time to time. The people eating with him did not help, but the chair was still held there, and everyone present laughed. Duke Huan said, "We don't even help each other when we are in the same boat, let alone when we are in danger?" He ordered him to be dismissed from office.

Why is there a pit ahead?

Since Yin Zhongwen had always been famous, he believed that he would be able to govern the country. Suddenly he became the prefect of Dongyang, and he felt very unhappy. When he arrived at Fuyang, he sighed and said, "Looking at the terrain and conditions here, there must be another Sun Bofu!"

Qincheng Girl

Wang Xiaobo said: "A famous scholar does not have to be a genius. As long as he has nothing to do, drinks a lot, and reads Li Sao well, he can be called a famous scholar."

Get rich overnight

The farm lady is a bit fierce

All women should follow the rank of their husbands. They should bow in small, large, and open positions. They should cry in the morning and evening without curtains. If there is no coffin, they should not use curtains. If the king carries the coffin before mourning, the host should bow facing east, and dance facing north to the right of the door. After leaving, he should wait, then turn around and offer sacrifices. The clothes of Zigao: cocoon clothes and tax clothes, purple robes, one white skirt, one leather hat, one rank hat, and one black crown. Zengzi said: "Don't wear women's clothes. "If a person dies as an envoy of the king, he can be restored in the palace of the king; but he cannot be restored in the private palace. The palace is the palace of the king and the king. The private palace is the home of the ministers and below. The king dances seven times, the minister dances five times, and the women dance in between. The scholar dances three times, and the women dance in between. The king's attire: one roll, one black, one court dress, one white, one purple skirt, two juebian, one black crown, and one praising clothes. The red and green belt, Shen adds a big belt on top. The small burial ring and sash, one for the king, the minister and the scholar. The king looks at the big burial, the king rises, and the prayer spreads the mat, and then the burial is done. The Lu people's gift: three black and two purple, one foot wide and the length is the width.