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First sight of summer

There was a morning auspicious event in Lu, but no one sang. Zilu laughed at him. The Master said, "You, you blame others, and never stop? The three-year mourning period is already long." Zilu left, and the Master said, "How long? If it lasts more than a month, it will be good."

I come from prehistory

During the day, it is okay to stay inside and ask about someone's illness; at night, it is okay to stay outside and express condolences. Therefore, a gentleman does not stay outside unless there is a major cause; he does not stay inside day and night unless he is in Qi or is not ill.

Fat girl strikes back: pick up a prince to farm

[Prince of Tennis] Lonely Moon

Sun Sheng was a military officer in the record room of Yu Gong. He went hunting and took his two sons with him. Yu Gong didn't know this, and suddenly he saw Qi Zhuang in the hunting ground. He was about seven or eight years old. Yu said, "Are you coming again?" He answered immediately, "As the saying goes, 'No matter how small or big, I will follow you.'"

Rebirth of Broken Mirror

Wang Foda sighed and said, "After three days without drinking, I feel that my body and soul are no longer close to each other."

Idol teacher, come to the bowl!

Zhou Boren was a man of noble character and profound understanding of danger and chaos. After crossing the river for many years, Evergrande has been drinking. He once did not wake up for three days, and people at that time called him "Three-Day Pushe".