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My Yan Er is a cooking god

Wang Ziyou lived in Shanyin. It snowed heavily at night. He woke up, opened the room, and ordered wine to be poured. The sky was bright all around, so I stood up and imitated the poet, reciting Zuo Si's poem to invite hermits. Suddenly I remembered Dai Andao, who was in Shan at that time, so I took a small boat to visit him at night. After walking a night, he finally arrived, but he opened the door without going forward and turned back. When asked why, the king said, "I went out for fun and returned when the fun wore off. Why should I see Dai?"

Mr. Jiang, the time is just right for you

Huannan County. After defeating Yin in Jingzhou, he captured about ten Yin generals and subordinates, including advisor Luo Qisheng. Huan had always treated Qisheng well, and when he was about to kill him, he sent someone to tell him, "If you thank me, I will pardon your crime." Qisheng replied, "I was an official in Jingzhou of the Yin Dynasty. Now Jingzhou people are in exile, and their life or death is uncertain. How can I thank Duke Huan?" After Qisheng left the market, Huan sent someone to ask him what he wanted to say. He replied, "In the past, King Wen of Jin killed Ji Kang, and Ji Shao was a loyal minister of Jin. I beg you to give me one of your brothers to support my elderly mother." Huan also pardoned him as he was told. Huan Xian once gave a lamb fur coat to Qi Sheng's mother, Hu. Hu was in Yuzhang at the time. When Qi Sheng came to ask about it, Huan Xian burned the fur coat that day.

Left Bank Cherry Blossoms

Antique Life

Aunt Han Kang, the hidden ancient Ji was destroyed, Bian Ju saw Ji was ugly and wanted to replace it. He replied, "If I had not hidden this, how could you have seen the ancient artifacts?"

The marriage lasts forever, but the husband is so bad!

Ji Zhongsan said to Zhao Jingzhen: "Your pupils are clearly white and black, and you have the style of Bai Qi, but you hate that your knowledge is so small." Zhao Yun: "A ruler can measure the measurement of a scale, and an inch-long tube can measure the reciprocating energy; why bother about the size? I just want to know your knowledge!"

feast

After asking the mother of Yinman's father, he was buried together in Fang. When a neighbor dies, the pounding of rice does not meet; when a village dies, people do not sing in the alley. The mourner's cap is not tied.