陈凯歌新电影

Jinse Yaoyao

Drunken Dream Fairy

System: farmland is one hundred mu. One hundred mu is divided into: the best farmer feeds nine people, the next best farmer feeds eight people, the next best farmer feeds seven people, the next best farmer feeds six people; the lowest farmer feeds five people. The salaries of the common people in office are different from this.

Who monitored my phone?

Sun Xinggong said: "Three capitals and two capitals, the Five Classics are preached."

My God, your wife is dead again.

Bi Maoshi said: "Holding the crab claw in one hand and the wine glass in the other, floating in the wine pool, is enough for one's life."

Qixu

I took in a shemale

When General Wang started a rebellion, the Prime Minister and his brothers went to the palace to express their gratitude. The Duke of Zhou was deeply worried about the other kings. When he first entered, he looked very worried. The Prime Minister called out to Marquis Zhou, "All the people in the family are in your care!" Zhou went straight over but did not respond. Once you enter, you will be saved by the suffering. After being released, Zhou Da was very happy and drank some wine. When he went out, the kings were still waiting at the door. Zhou said, "This year, if we kill all the bandits and slaves, we will take a golden seal as big as a bowl and tie it behind our elbow." When the general arrived at Shitou, he asked the prime minister, "Can Lord Zhou be one of the Three Dukes?" The prime minister did not answer. He asked again, "Can you be the Minister of the Chancellery?" Again no answer. Because he said, "In this case, he should be killed!" Then he fell silent again. When Marquis Zhou was about to be killed, the prime minister later learned that Marquis Zhou had saved him. He sighed and said, "I didn't kill Marquis Zhou, but he died because of me. I have let him down in the underworld!"