豆奶app成人抖音版

Chatting about the passing years with the brocade harp

The first time I saw you, the flowers bloomed on the ink

Someone asked Gu Changkang, "Why don't you compose the poem of Lo Sheng?" He replied, "Why don't you do the voice of an old maid?"

Sweet Wife Strike: Young Master Han, Gentle Love

Duke Huan had a chief clerk who was good at distinguishing wine and would always order the clerk to taste it first when wine was available. Those who like him call him "Qingzhou Official" and those who dislike him call him "Pingyuan Inspector". There is Qi County in Qingzhou and Ge County in Pingyuan. "Chengshi" means "to the navel", and "Duyou" means "residing on the cauldron".

Urban Evil Son-in-law

Whenever guests enter, each door should be opened to the guests. When the guest arrives at the bedroom door, the host invites him in and takes a seat, and then goes out to greet the guest. The guest insisted on declining, and the host invited him in. The host enters on the right, and the guest enters on the left. The host goes up the east steps, the guest goes up the west steps. If the guest wants to lower his status, he goes up the host's steps. The host firmly declined, and then the guest returned to the west steps. The host and the guest give way to each other and the host goes up first, followed by the guest, climbing up the steps together and walking up in succession. When going up the east steps, put your right foot first; when going up the west steps, put your left foot first.

The Strongest Rich Man in the City

When Huan Nanjun was a child, he and his brothers raised geese and fought together. The geese in Nanjun were always inferior to him, and he was very angry. That night he went to the goose pen, took all the brothers' geese and killed them. At dawn, all the family members were frightened, thinking it was a strange thing, and they rode in a white carriage. The cavalry said, "There is nothing to be surprised about. It must be a joke from Nanjun!" When asked, it turned out to be true.

Nonsense

When the temple is completed, it is sacrificed. Its ritual: Zhu, clan members, Zai Fu, Yong people, all have titles and pure clothes. Yong people wipe the sheep, clan members look at it, and Zai Fu faces north to the south of the stele and goes up to the east. Yong people lift sheep, climb up the house from the middle, face south of the middle room, cut the sheep, blood flows in front, then go down. Chickens are used for the door and the side room. First the door and then the side room. Their scalps are all under the house. Cut the chicken, the door is facing the door, the side room is the middle room. The officials all stand facing the side room, and the officials at the door face north of the door. After the work, the clan members report that the work is done, and then they all leave. Return to the king and say, "The work of sacrificing to the temple is done." Return to the bedroom, the king faces south of the door and wears court clothes. After returning to the order, they leave. When the road to the bedroom is completed, it is examined but not sacrificing. Sacrificing the house is the way to communicate with the gods. All the utensils of the ancestral temple. If it is completed, it is sacrificing with pigs and pigs.