开心五月天成人电影

Powerful ministers favor

Xie Wan was in front of his brother and wanted to get up to ask for the toilet. At that time, Ruan Sikuang was sitting there and said, "I am new to the family, so I am so respectful and rude."

The wedding was late, and the lawyer husband was too treacherous

Ultimate Master

When marrying a wife, one should not marry someone with the same surname as her. Therefore, if one buys a concubine but does not know her surname, one should consult the divination. If a widow's son has no opinion on him, he should not be friends with him.

The God of War

Duke Huan asked Kong Xiyang, "How is Anshi compared to Zhongwen?" Kong Xiyang did not answer, but asked the Duke, "How?" He replied, "Anshi is superior because no one can surpass him, so he is superior."

Rebirth of the Best Brother-in-law

After the king’s great funeral, some court opinions said that “the national treasure should be relocated to Jingzhou.” At night, the chief clerk of Guo Bao sent a letter to report the matter, saying, "The matter of Jingzhou has been settled." Guo Bao was overjoyed, and at night he opened and closed the door, calling Gang Ji to talk about the situation. Although he was not as good as the one who made the Jingzhou expedition, he looked very calm. In the morning, he sent someone to inquire about it, but there was no such thing. He immediately called the chief clerk and asked him, "Why are you misleading others?"

The Cute Wife

When the temple is completed, it is sacrificed. Its ritual: Zhu, clan members, Zai Fu, Yong people, all have titles and pure clothes. Yong people wipe the sheep, clan members look at it, and Zai Fu faces north to the south of the stele and goes up to the east. Yong people lift sheep, climb up the house from the middle, face south of the middle room, cut the sheep, blood flows in front, then go down. Chickens are used for the door and the side room. First the door and then the side room. Their scalps are all under the house. Cut the chicken, the door is facing the door, the side room is the middle room. The officials all stand facing the side room, and the officials at the door face north of the door. After the work, the clan members report that the work is done, and then they all leave. Return to the king and say, "The work of sacrificing to the temple is done." Return to the bedroom, the king faces south of the door and wears court clothes. After returning to the order, they leave. When the road to the bedroom is completed, it is examined but not sacrificing. Sacrificing the house is the way to communicate with the gods. All the utensils of the ancestral temple. If it is completed, it is sacrificing with pigs and pigs.