周星驰搞笑电影国语

Multiverse Duo

During the reign of Emperor Yuan, the Chief Justice Zhang Kai lived in Xiaoshi and built a private gate that closed in the morning and opened in the evening. The small people were worried about this and went to the county government to file a complaint, but their case was not heard. They then went to the county court to file a complaint, but still no verdict was made. When he heard that Sikong He had left, he went to Pogang and went to He to file a complaint. He said, "I have been conscripted as a ritual official and this matter has nothing to do with me." The young men kowtowed and said, "If the governor is not treated well again, we will have nowhere to complain." He said nothing and ordered them to leave and to report to Zhang Tingwei when they saw him. When Zhang heard this, he immediately demolished the gate and went to Fangshan to greet him. He came out to see him and said, "There is no need to see Guan, but I have a relationship with you, so I cherish it." Zhang thanked him ashamedly and said, "I didn't know that I was like this at the beginning, and I was ruined long ago."

A regret medicine

In this month, do not drain rivers and lakes, do not drain ponds, and do not burn mountains and forests. The emperor will break the ice with fresh lambs and offer them to the sleeping temples first. On the first day of Ding, the emperor will order the music director to practice dancing and release vegetables. The emperor will lead the three dukes, nine ministers, princes, and officials to personally watch. On the second day of Ding, he will order the music director to learn dancing. In this month, sacrifices are not used, but jade and jade are used, and leather coins are replaced.

Bloody Wings

Liu Yin and Wang Changshi sat together, and Changshi started dancing after drinking. Liu Yin said: "Anu will not reduce the period of Ziqi today."

The strongest university system

How the End of the World Was Made

Duke Huan saw Xie Anshi's posthumous title written in a simple text. After reading it, he threw it to the guests sitting there and said, "This is Anshi's broken gold."

To the past we can never go back to

Liu Ling was six feet tall, very ugly, and seemed to be in a state of calm and unsteady form.