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Wang Lantian is impatient. Once when he was eating an egg, he tried to poke it with chopsticks, but failed. He became very angry and threw the egg to the ground. The egg was still spinning on the ground, so he went down to the ground and tried to step on it with the teeth of his clogs, but still couldn't catch it. He became very angry, so he took it from the ground and put it in his mouth, bit it into pieces, and then spat it out. Wang Youjun heard this and laughed loudly, saying: "Even if Anqi had such a character, there would still be no one to criticize him, let alone Lantian?"

Chief's Milk Tea Girlfriend

Fu Qian was already well versed in the Spring and Autumn Annals and was about to write a note on it, wanting to refer to similarities and differences. He heard that Cui Lie had gathered his disciples to lecture on the Spring and Autumn Annals, so he hid his name and was hired out to Lie's disciples to work for a living. Whenever he was talking, he would eavesdrop on what was happening behind the door. Knowing that no one can surpass myself, I discuss my strengths and weaknesses with other students. Lie Wen was surprised and didn't know who he was, but he had heard of Qian's name and was suspicious of him. He went there early in the morning, and before he woke up, he called out, "Zi Shen! Zi Shen!" Qian was startled and responded, and they then became friends.

A Guide for Tyrants

Huan Xuan asked Yang Fu: "Why do we all value Wu Sheng?" Yang Fu said: "We should use its charm to float."

My dear wife, please help me

Marry first and love deeply: the owl dotes on his hot wife

Always watch your young children and don't tell them lies; don't let little boys wear fur clothes. The foundation must be square. Not listening. If an elder helps him, he should hold the elder's hands with both hands. He carried a sword on his back and answered with his mouth covered.

Hope and Totem

This month is the month of opening customs and markets, bringing in merchants and travelers, and accepting bribes, which facilitates civil affairs. People from all directions gather, and people from distant places all arrive, so there is no shortage of money, the emperor has no shortage of resources, and all things are accomplished. When doing major things, do not go against the big numbers, but must follow the time and be careful of the types. If the spring order is carried out in mid-autumn, the autumn rain will not fall, and the grass and trees will flourish, and the country will be afraid. If the summer order is carried out, the country will suffer from drought, hibernating insects will not hide, and grains will grow again. If the winter order is carried out, there will be frequent wind disasters, and the thunder will come first, and the grass and trees will die early.