星爷的搞笑电影

Born to be an entertainer

Lin Yang Su Yan

Huan Xuanwu's memorial said: "Xie Shang was wise and upright, and won the people's praise at a young age."

If you are still

Rebirth of the 80s Wife

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Being a light bulb in my sister's house

House; the coffin of the senior official is covered with a veil, which is placed in the west row, and the veil does not reach the coffin; the coffin of the scholar is exposed, and the upper curtain is covered. Boil, the king has four kinds of eight baskets, the senior official has three kinds of six baskets, and the scholar has two kinds of four baskets, and fish and margarine are added. Decorate the coffin, the king has three pools of dragon curtains, and the appearance is vibrating. Fuhuang, three rows of fire, three rows of Fu. Plain brocade and red, add false Huang. Six purple buttons. Qi, five colors and five shells. Two purple 翣, two purple 翣, two painted 翣, all wearing jade. Fish leaping in the pool. The king has six purple 翣, six purple 贰. The senior official has two painted curtains, and the appearance is not vibrating. Huahuang, three rows of fire, three rows of Fu. Plain brocade and red. Two purple buttons, two black buttons. Qi, three colors and three shells. Two purple 翣, two painted 翣, all wearing jade. Fish leaping in the pool. The official wears a purple front and a black back, and the same applies to the cloak. The scholar wears a rough cloth curtain, one pond, twisted. Two purple buttons, two black buttons. Qi, three colors and one shell. Two painted bamboo quilts, all wear a sash. The scholar wears a purple front and a black back, and two cloaks use purple. The king is buried with a chariot, four sashes and two stele, and the imperial coffin uses a feathered banner. The official is buried with a chariot, two sashes and two stele, and the imperial coffin uses a thatched roof. The scholar is buried with a state carriage. Two sashes and no stele, when leaving the palace, the imperial coffin uses a gong cloth. When sealing, use a sash without a stele to carry the coffin. The king seals with a balance, and the official and scholar use a salt. The king orders not to shout, and seals with a drum; the official orders not to cry; the scholar cries and stops. The king's pine coffin, the official's cypress coffin, the official's mixed wood coffin. Between the coffin and the coffin, the king can hold a 柷, the official can hold a pot, and the scholar can hold a 甒. The king's coffin is in the inner coffin and the Yu basket, the senior official is not in the inner coffin, and the scholar is not in the Yu basket.

This star is from Earth

The Master said: "If the future generations will talk about it, I will not do it. The gentleman follows the way and walks, but gives up halfway, I can't stop. The gentleman follows the middle way, retreats from the world and does not regret it, only the saints can do it. "