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Mr. President, it's time to take medicine

Wei Zhongjiang was good at calligraphy. Emperor Ming of Wei built a palace and wanted to hang a notice, so he asked General Zhong to climb the ladder and write it. After he died, his hair and temples were all white, so he told his children and grandchildren, "Don't learn to read anymore."

I'm in Moon Bay

When Sun Chuo first wrote Fu Suichu, he built a house by the ditches and rivers, and said that he saw the point of stopping only when he was satisfied. There is a pine tree planted in front of the room, why do I need to dam it myself? Gao Shiyuan was also a neighbor at the time. He said to Sun: "The pine tree is indeed lovely, but it will never be of any use as a pillar of support." Sun said: "Even if the maple and willow trees can be hugged, what good are they?"

How to break up with your sponsors

The people of Qi do not enjoy themselves or mourn.

Small Rich Farmer in the Valley

People of Pei Pushe's time called it a forest of conversation.

I liked you then

The Emperor is not in the mood

Su Jun went to the east to attack Chen Chong, and asked Lu Mai, the Minister of Personnel, to go with him. When he was about to reach Wu, he secretly ordered his attendants to enter the Chang Gate and set fire to it as a demonstration of power. Lu knew what he meant and said to Jun, "Wu will not be peaceful for long and there will be chaos. If you want to be the cause of the chaos, please start with my family." Jun then stopped.