我和大嫂玩性交

Super door-to-door husband

Officials do not borrow sacrificial utensils. Before sacrificial utensils are made, banquet utensils are not made.

Black-bellied Boss: Addicted to Sweet Wife's Pampering

When riding a chariot, go out with the blade first and go in with the blade behind. The army should be on the left and the soldiers should be on the right. The host should be respectful to guests, be respectful at sacrifices, be sad at funerals, and be happy at meetings. The army should be prepared for danger and hide their intentions.

The bride is too delicate

Flowers flying and falling, flowers all over the sky

The Master said: "Shun is a great filial son! Virtue is a saint, and respect is heaven. Son, you are rich in the four seas. The ancestral temples offer you a feast, and your descendants protect you. Therefore, a person of great virtue will surely get his position, his salary, his reputation, and his longevity. Therefore, the creatures of heaven must be based on their talents. Therefore, those who plant will cultivate them, and those who tilt will overturn them. The Book of Songs says: "A gentleman of good fortune is a man of virtue. He is kind to the people and kind to others. He receives the salary from heaven, and is blessed by the destiny, which is granted by heaven. ' Therefore, a person of great virtue will surely receive the destiny. "

Don't make trouble if you have lost your memory

The guests went to Chen Taiqiu to stay overnight, and Taiqiu asked Yuanfang and Jifang to cook. The guest was discussing with Taiqiu, and the two of them brought in fire, both of them were silent and eavesdropping. I forgot to use chopsticks and spatula when cooking, and the rice fell into the pot. Taiqiu asked, "Why don't you cook with steam?" Yuanfang and Jifang knelt down and said, "Your Excellency was talking with a guest, and we were eavesdropping. We forgot to bring chopsticks and a basket when cooking, and now the rice has become porridge." Taiqiu said, "Do you know anything about it?" They replied, "I just remember it." The two men spoke at the same time and took turns to talk, without losing anything. Taiqiu said: "In this case, just eating rice is enough, why do we need rice?"

Love in the magic crystal ball

When parents are ill, those who wear hats do not comb their hair, walk do not gallop, talk do not lazily, do not play the zither and the qin, eat meat without changing its taste, drink wine without changing its appearance, laugh do not laugh too loudly, and be angry without swearing. The disease stops and returns to normal.