黑丝情色

The donkey boy

Rebirth of the Second Dimension Revolution

God is knocking on the door

Zhi Daoling asked someone to buy Yinshan Mountain from Lord Shen, who replied, "I have never heard of a nest. You went into seclusion by buying a mountain."

The best beauty principal

Due to the stone accident, the imperial court collapsed. Wen Zhongwu and Yu Wenkang went to Tao Gong to ask for help. Tao Gong said: "Emperor Su Zu's instructions were not heard, and Su Jun was in rebellion. The cause was caused by Yu. Killing his brothers will not be enough to apologize to the world." At that time, Yu was behind Wen's boat and heard about it. He was worried and didn't know what to do. On the day of separation, Wen advised Yu to meet Tao, but Yu hesitated and did not go. Wen said, "I know all about the river dogs. You just need to meet them, and you will have nothing to worry about!" Tao changed his opinion of Yu at the first sight of his demeanor and appearance. After talking and feasting all day, their love for each other grew stronger.

The Devil's Hour

The etiquette of running to the funeral: When you first hear about the death of a relative, you should cry and express your sorrow; when you ask the reason, you should cry and express your sorrow again. Then you should go, and travel a hundred miles a day, not at night. Only when your parents die, you should go when you see the stars, and stop when you see the stars. If you can’t go, you should wear mourning clothes before going. When you pass through the country, you should stop crying when you have cried. Cry and open the market. When you look at the country, you should cry. When you get home, you should go in the left, ascend from the west steps, lie down in the east, sit facing west, cry and express your sorrow, tie your hair and expose your body, and go down to the east of the hall. The host takes his seat, faces west and cries, dances, and wears a mourning robe in the east of the order, twisting his belt. Return to his seat, bow to the guest, dance, see the guest off, and return to his seat; if there is a guest who arrives later, he bows to him, dances and sees off the guest as before. All the host's brothers go out, and stop crying when they go out; close the door, and the attendant tells them to take their turn. Cry again, pull up the hair and bare the body, dance; cry for the third time, pull up the hair and bare the body again, dance. After three days, complete mourning, bow to the guest and see off the guest as before.

Royal Pet Sweet Fairy

Xun Xu was good at understanding sounds, and people at that time called him a secret understander. Then he adjusted the musical scale and corrected the elegant music. During every formal meeting, music was played in the palace, with the tunes of the gong and shang being adjusted to the rhythm of the music. Ruan Xian appreciated it very much and praised it as a divine understanding. Every time there is music in a public gathering, the mind is not in tune. Since he did not say a word of encouragement, he was jealous of him and thus sent Ruan away to be the prefect of Shiping. Later, there was a farmer who was tilling the field and found a jade ruler from the Zhou Dynasty. This became the standard ruler for the whole world. Xun tried to compare the bells, drums, metal, stone, silk and bamboo instruments he had made, and found that they were all one grain short, so he subdued Ruan's spirit.