淫荡的护士女友

The Best Madman

The 1990s on the tip of the tongue

The court talks about dogs and horses. If you stop the court and look back, there will be no unusual events, but there will be unusual concerns. Therefore, if you stop the court and look back, the gentleman calls it firm.

No business is without fraud - divorce with a piece of paper

Wang Zhonglang once asked Liu Changsha, "How am I compared to Gou Zi?" Liu replied, "Your talent is not as good as Gou Zi's, but you are famous in many places." Wang laughed and said, "You are stupid!"

I have a fairy treasure shop

The Master said, "A gentleman does not use words to exhaust people. Therefore, when the world is governed by the Way, then actions have branches and leaves; when the world is not governed by the Way, then words have branches and leaves. Therefore, when a gentleman is at the side of a mourner and cannot give him a gift, he does not ask what he spends; when a sick person is at the side of a mourner and cannot give him a meal, he does not ask what he wants; when a guest is at a guest's house and cannot provide him with a guest, he does not ask where he stays. Therefore, the reception of a gentleman is like water, while that of a villain is like sweet wine; a gentleman is indifferent to success, while a villain is willing to be ruined. Xiaoya says: "A thief's words are sweet, and chaos is caused by glutinous rice." Confucius said: "A gentleman does not praise others with his words, so the people will be loyal. Therefore, a gentleman asks people if they are cold, then he clothes them; asks people if they are hungry, then he feeds them; praises people's beauty, then he gives them a title. Guofeng says: "The heart is worried, so I will go home and be happy." Confucius said: "If the mouth is good but the deeds are not fulfilled, resentment will come to the body. Therefore, a gentleman would rather have resentment than have a promise. Guofeng says: "Talking and laughing slowly, keeping promises, not thinking about the return; if you don't think about the return, what's the point!" Confucius said: "A gentleman does not get close to people with his appearance; if he is distant in affection but close in appearance, is he a thief who robs houses?" Confucius said: "The feelings should be trustworthy, and the words should be clever. ”

The Ninth Xi

All women should follow the rank of their husbands. They should bow in small, large, and open positions. They should cry in the morning and evening without curtains. If there is no coffin, they should not use curtains. If the king carries the coffin before mourning, the host should bow facing east, and dance facing north to the right of the door. After leaving, he should wait, then turn around and offer sacrifices. The clothes of Zigao: cocoon clothes and tax clothes, purple robes, one white skirt, one leather hat, one rank hat, and one black crown. Zengzi said: "Don't wear women's clothes. "If a person dies as an envoy of the king, he can be restored in the palace of the king; but he cannot be restored in the private palace. The palace is the palace of the king and the king. The private palace is the home of the ministers and below. The king dances seven times, the minister dances five times, and the women dance in between. The scholar dances three times, and the women dance in between. The king's attire: one roll, one black, one court dress, one white, one purple skirt, two juebian, one black crown, and one praising clothes. The red and green belt, Shen adds a big belt on top. The small burial ring and sash, one for the king, the minister and the scholar. The king looks at the big burial, the king rises, and the prayer spreads the mat, and then the burial is done. The Lu people's gift: three black and two purple, one foot wide and the length is the width.

The days of being rewarded by the big guys in turn

Lu Pingyuan was defeated at the Heqiao Campaign and was slandered by Lu Zhi and executed. Before his execution, he sighed, "Will I ever hear the cry of the cranes in Huating again?"