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Nine-turn Yin-Yang transformation

Wang Xun and Xi Chao were both talented and were favored by the Grand Marshal. Xun was the chief clerk, and Chao was the secretary and assistant military officer. Chao is a person with a lot of beard, which is short and shaped like a jade pendant. At that time, Jingzhou said: "Bearded military officers and short chief clerks can make you happy or angry."

The immortal is so charming

Someone ridiculed Zhou Pushe: "When he joked with his relatives and friends, he was vulgar and undisciplined." Zhou said: "I am like the Yangtze River, how can I not have a song for a thousand miles?"

Jintian's Daughter-in-law

The guests went to Chen Taiqiu to stay overnight, and Taiqiu asked Yuanfang and Jifang to cook. The guest was discussing with Taiqiu, and the two of them brought in fire, both of them were silent and eavesdropping. I forgot to use chopsticks and spatula when cooking, and the rice fell into the pot. Taiqiu asked, "Why don't you cook with steam?" Yuanfang and Jifang knelt down and said, "Your Excellency was talking with a guest, and we were eavesdropping. We forgot to bring chopsticks and a basket when cooking, and now the rice has become porridge." Taiqiu said, "Do you know anything about it?" They replied, "I just remember it." The two men spoke at the same time and took turns to talk, without losing anything. Taiqiu said: "In this case, just eating rice is enough, why do we need rice?"

I became the ex-wife of the male protagonist in the story of a son-in-law

Wen Qiao was first sent across the Yangtze River by Liu Kun. At that time, the construction of Jiangzuo had just begun, and the rules and regulations had not yet been established. Wen Xinzhi has many concerns. After visiting Prime Minister Wang, Chen Zhu was reported to have exiled Yue, where the country was burned to death and the mountains and hills were destroyed. He felt the pain of a people separated from their families. Wen Zhong was deeply moved and spoke with Si, and the Prime Minister also cried with him. After he finished expressing his feelings, he explained his conclusion in detail, and the Prime Minister also rewarded him generously. After he left, he said happily: "We already have Guan Yiwu in Jiangzuo, so why should we worry about this?"

Three-inch Galaxy

Ji, Ruan, Shan and Liu were drinking in the bamboo forest, and Wang Rong came later. The infantryman said, "The vulgar people have come to defeat us again!" The king laughed and said, "Can your intentions also be defeated?"

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