鞭打美女

Legend of Sword Master

The guests went to Chen Taiqiu to stay overnight, and Taiqiu asked Yuanfang and Jifang to cook. The guest was discussing with Taiqiu, and the two of them brought in fire, both of them were silent and eavesdropping. I forgot to use chopsticks and spatula when cooking, and the rice fell into the pot. Taiqiu asked, "Why don't you cook with steam?" Yuanfang and Jifang knelt down and said, "Your Excellency was talking with a guest, and we were eavesdropping. We forgot to bring chopsticks and a basket when cooking, and now the rice has become porridge." Taiqiu said, "Do you know anything about it?" They replied, "I just remember it." The two men spoke at the same time and took turns to talk, without losing anything. Taiqiu said: "In this case, just eating rice is enough, why do we need rice?"

I really don't want to control the three realms

The three vehicles of Buddhism had stagnant meanings, and Zhi Daolin divided and judged them, making the three vehicles clear. Everyone who was sitting down and listening said that it was understandable. Sit down under the branch and talk to yourself. You will get two at the right time, but if you get three, it will be chaotic. Although Yi's disciples today have passed on the teachings, they still cannot fully understand them.

Cohabiting with a celebrity

Wang Changshi wrote to the Grand Marshal, "He knows where to go and is worthy of being a part of the conversation."

Daily attack on the heart, my president is very domineering

The Prime Minister was building the Yangzhou residence. He said as he walked, "I am building this for the second-in-command!" He was highly respected by the kings and nobles when he was young, so he sighed like this many times.

The Strongest Crazy Soldier

Nanshan Love Leisurely

Confucius said: "I observe the village and know that the kingly way is easy."