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Mr. Medical Examiner, why did you give up treatment?

Someone asked: "Why do those who don't wear a cap wear it?" The answer is: It is what those who don't wear a cap wear. The Book of Rites says: "A boy does not wear mourning clothes, but only wears mourning clothes in the house." "Wearing clothes" means to be exempted, and in the house, he is exempted and caned.

Happy time for dad

When Lady Xie was teaching her son, she asked the tutor, "How come I didn't see you teaching my son for the first time?" The tutor replied, "I always teach my son myself."

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Wang Changshi was the grandson of Yu Zigong. The Prime Minister said to Zigong: "I am a master of reasoning. I am superior to others."

Marriage on a piece of paper, the chief loves his wife 100%

Let us share our youth forever

Yin Zhongjun was deposed and moved to Dongyang, where he read Buddhist scriptures extensively and understood them thoroughly. Only I don’t understand the part about “matters and numbers”. I met a Taoist and asked him about his fortune, and I felt relieved.

My cute wife is as sweet as sugar: Husband, kiss me passionately

Chong Ding, Guan Ding, Da Huang, Feng Fu Gui, are the instruments of the emperor. Yue Ji, a large bow, are the military instruments of the emperor. The drum of the Xia Dynasty is foot. Yin Dynasty, Ying Gu; Zhou Dynasty, Xian Gu. Chui's He Zhong, Shu's Li Qing, Nv Wa's Sheng Huang. The dragon 簨虡 of the Xia Dynasty, the Chong Ya of the Yin Dynasty, the Bi 翣 of the Zhou Dynasty.