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Marriage scandal

When Han Kangbo was a few years old, his family was extremely poor. During the severe cold weather, he could only afford a jacket. The mother, Lady Yin, made it herself and asked Kang Bo to hold the iron. She said to Kang Bo, "Put on the quilt and make the scarf again soon." The child said, "It is enough. There is no need to make the scarf again." The mother asked why. He replied, "There is fire in the iron and the handle is hot. Now that I'm wearing chopsticks and clothes, the bottom should also be warm, so there is no need for ears." His mother was very surprised and knew that it was a national instrument.

Jinhua

When the king's right army was ten years old, the general loved it very much. The general tried to go out first, but the right army was still not up No living reason, is to check spit stain head and face bedding, fake who sleep make half, Fang Yi right army has not risen, phase and big surprised said: "have to remove it!"

The silly concubine of the genius doctor: the cold ghost king's adorable concubine

Doting on his wife: Sir, please respect yourself!

The central army of Yin was headed by Yu Gong's chief secretary, who went to the capital and assembled with Prime Minister Wang. Duke Huan, Chief Secretary Wang, Wang Lantian and Xie Zhenxi were also present. The prime minister stood up, took off his tent and tied his fur coat, and said to Yin, "Today I will discuss the principles with you." They talked until three o'clock in the morning. The prime minister and Yin were on the same side, but the rest of the wise men had nothing to do with it. After the discussion, the Prime Minister sighed and said, "I have never known the source of the words I have said before, and the words and phrases are not wrong. The voice of Zhengshi is just right for you!" The next morning, Huan Xuanwu said to others, "I heard Yin and Wang Qing's words last night, which were very good. Injo was not lonely. I was also distracted from time to time. When I looked at the two Wang officials, I felt as happy as a newborn dog."

Famous Love

If he gives a carriage, a pot of wine, a bundle of clothes, and a dog to a person, if he offers it to a person, he will present the wine and hold the clothes as a gift, which is also called a carriage, a pot of wine, a bundle of clothes, and a dog. If he gives meat in a tripod, he will hold it as a gift. If he gives a pair of poultry, he will hold one pair as a gift and leave the rest. For dogs, he will hold the leash; for guard dogs and farm dogs, he will give them to the herder, and after receiving them, he will ask the dog's name. For cattle, he will hold the leash. , the horse should hold the reins, all with the right hand. The ministers should hold the reins with the left hand. The chariot should be held with the reins. If the armor is in front, then hold it with the command; if it is not in front, then bare the shackles and hold the helmet. When crying, hold the canopy. When bowing, bend the shackles with the left hand and hold the cane. When using a sword, open the cover and strike it, and add the cudgel and sword. The hu, book, xiu, baozhu, bow, mat, mat, pillow, table, ying, staff, qin, zither, spear, and those with blades, caskets, whips, and flutes, they should all be held with the left hand. The knife is handed over with the blade Ying. 削授拊. If there is a stabbing blade, give it to someone and then dodge it.

Rebirth of the Great Dandy

When Duke Huan of the Han Dynasty was on his northern expedition and passed through Jincheng, he saw the willows he had planted when he was in Langya, all of which were ten feet in circumference. He sighed and said, "If trees are like this, how can people bear it!" He climbed up the branches and held onto the twigs, tears streaming down his face.