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Full-time lottery system

When Zhao's mother married her daughter off, she warned her daughter before she left, "Be careful not to do good things!" The daughter said, "If I can't do good things, can I do evil things?" The mother said, "If I can't do good things, how can I do evil things?"

The daily life of a fish

The monk Yi was in the Waguun Temple. Wang Gouzi came and talked with him, so the monk asked him to recite the principles. The monk asked the king, "Does a sage have feelings?" The king said, "No." The monk asked again, "Is a sage like a pillar?" The king said, "Like a calculation stick. Although it has no feelings, the one who moves it has feelings." The monk thought, "Who moves the sage?" Gou Zi left without an answer.

Urban Warrior

Daily life in the underworld

Wang Yifu once was assigned to work by a clan member, but he hadn't done anything for some time. When they were having a feast, Wang Yifu said to the clan member, "You are assigned to work for an elder recently, so how can you not do it?" The clan member got very angry and threw a stick in his face. Yi Fu was speechless. After washing up, he took Prime Minister Wang's arm and was carried away together. He looked in the mirror in the carriage and said to the Prime Minister: "The way you look at me is like looking at an ox's back."

Rebirth: A Fox Spirit

A minister chooses a house and a burial date, and an official makes hemp clothes, cloth mourning clothes, and cloth belts, and mourning shoes. The black cloth cap is not frilly. The fortune teller wears a leather cap. If the divination is to be done, the historian wears a long cap and long clothes to divinate. The fortune teller wears court clothes. At the funeral of a senior official, a horse is offered. The horse offerer cries and dances, then goes out to make offerings and read. At the funeral of a senior official, the senior clan member looks at the deceased, and the junior clan member asks the tortoise shell to be made by the fortune teller. The princes wear the robe of paulownia and the robe of lords, and the ladies wear the robe of yudi, and the didi wears the white sand. The wives wear the robe of juyi, paulownia, and white sand. The junior officials wear the robe of jian, and the rest are like the scholars. Go up west again . The officials are not to be strangled, but belong to the pond. The officials are attached to the scholars, the scholars are not attached to the officials, but to the brothers of the officials. If there are no brothers, then they follow the order of their ancestors. Even if the king's parents are still alive, it is still the same. The wife is attached to the concubine of her husband, if there is no concubine, then she also follows the concubine of her ancestors. The concubine is attached to the concubine's aunt, if there is no concubine, then she also follows the concubine of her ancestors. A man is attached to the king's father, then he is a match; a woman is attached to the king's mother, then she is not a match. A prince is attached to a prince. When the king dies, the great The title of a son is "Zi", and he is treated like a lord.

Uncle, you broke the rules.

When Huan Nanjun was a child, he and his brothers raised geese and fought together. The geese in Nanjun were always inferior to him, and he was very angry. That night he went to the goose pen, took all the brothers' geese and killed them. At dawn, all the family members were frightened, thinking it was a strange thing, and they rode in a white carriage. The cavalry said, "There is nothing to be surprised about. It must be a joke from Nanjun!" When asked, it turned out to be true.