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The male god always wants to show affection

The person who ordered the wine was poured, said, "Please serve the wine." The person who poured the wine said, "Yes." Those who were supposed to drink all knelt down to offer the wine, and said, "Pour it." The winner knelt down and said, "Respectfully raise it."

City Killer Family

Ruan Xuanzi discussed the existence of ghosts and gods. Some believed that ghosts existed when people died, but Xuanzi alone believed that ghosts did not exist. He said, "Nowadays, those who see ghosts say that they cut off the clothes they wore when they were alive. If ghosts exist when people die, do clothes also have ghosts?"

The story of police officer Yang Qianfeng

When serving the king, the 袆衣 hangs down, the feet are like shoes, the chin hangs down, looks down and listens up, looks at the belt and the 襢衣, and listens to the left. When the king summons, he wears three sections: two sections for running and one section for walking. In office, do not wait for shoes, and outside, do not wait for cars. When a scholar meets an official, he dare not bow to greet him but bow to see him off; when a scholar meets a respected person, he bows first and then walks away. When a scholar talks to a lord, if an official dies, he should be called by his given name, and be called a scholar. When talking to an official, he should be called a scholar and be called a scholar. When talking to an official, he should be called a scholar and be called a scholar. When meeting an official, there are public taboos but no private taboos. There is no taboo in sacrifices, temples, or teaching. In ancient times, gentlemen must wear jade, with Zhengjiao on the right and Gongyu on the left. When walking, he should use the "Cai Qi" and walk in the "Si Xia". He should return to the middle rule and bend to the middle rule. When he advances, he should bow and when he retreats, he should raise his head, and then the jade will ring. Therefore, when a gentleman is in a car, he can hear the sound of the phoenix, and when he walks, his jade will ring. Therefore, if he does not have a dignified heart, he will not enter.

He is more ridiculous than the world.

Xie Youyu said to Zhou Hou: "You are like a tree of the altar. From a distance, you can see it is majestic and touching the blue sky. But when you look at it closely, you can see that its roots are supported by foxes, and there is nothing but chaos below!" He replied: "The branches are touching the blue sky, but that does not make you feel high; the foxes are making a mess below, but that does not make you feel dirty. You are protecting the chaos, so how can you boast of yourself?"

Ning Weiqing

All the servants in Zheng Xuan's family were educated. Once he sent a maid to do something that did not please him, so he was about to beat her. As he was about to explain his story, Xuan became angry and ordered someone to drag chopsticks into the mud. After a while, another maid came and asked, "Why are you in the mud?" She replied, "I went to complain and met with his anger."

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