不准打灰机,农夫情色网

The president lives next door

Ji Kang and Lu Anshan were good friends. Whenever they missed each other, they would travel thousands of miles together. An came later, and when Kang was not at home, he was happy to go out and invite him in, but he did not come in. He wrote the word "Phoenix" on the door and left. I was happy without realizing it, but I still thought I was happy, so I pretended to be happy. The word "Phoenix" means any bird.

For the rest of my life, I will love her deeply

Sima Taifu asked Xie Cheqi: "Hui Zi wrote five carts of books, why is there not a single word that touches the profound?" Xie said: "It must be that the wonderful part was not passed on."

Quick-transmigration system, please stop flirting with me, my male god

Huan Xuan once climbed up to the southern tower of Jiangling City and said, "I want to write a eulogy for Wang Xiaobo now." He chanted and whistled for a long time, and then began to write. I took a moment to sit and write this eulogy.

Give me a romantic and humorous boyfriend

Quick Wear President

Short should not show skin, long should not cover dirt. Continue the lapel, hook the edge. The seam should be halfway down; the height of the skirt should be enough to move the elbow; the length of the sleeve should be bent back to the elbow. The belt should not be too long below the thigh, and should not be too long above the ribs, and there should be no bones. Regulations: Twelve pieces should correspond to twelve months.

The end of the world, monsters everywhere

When Sun Chuo first wrote Fu Suichu, he built a house by the ditches and rivers, and said that he saw the point of stopping only when he was satisfied. There is a pine tree planted in front of the room, why do I need to dam it myself? Gao Shiyuan was also a neighbor at the time. He said to Sun: "The pine tree is indeed lovely, but it will never be of any use as a pillar of support." Sun said: "Even if the maple and willow trees can be hugged, what good are they?"