极品少妇被猛得白浆直流草莓

Better not to think

When Wang Pingzi was fourteen or fifteen years old, he saw that Wang Yifu's wife, Guo, was greedy and asked her maid to collect dung on the road. Pingzi advised him against it, but he said it was not possible. Guo was furious and said to Pingzi, "When the lady was dying, she entrusted the young man to her new wife, not the new wife to the young man!" He quickly grabbed the hem of his clothes and was about to hit him with a stick. Pingzi struggled hard and managed to break free, then escaped through the window.

Cat-soothing is a technical job

The Master said: "The world and the country can be equal, the title and salary can be refused, and the sword can be stepped on, but the middle way is impossible."

I took in a shemale

Wen Qiao was first sent across the Yangtze River by Liu Kun. At that time, the construction of Jiangzuo had just begun, and the rules and regulations had not yet been established. Wen Xinzhi has many concerns. After visiting Prime Minister Wang, Chen Zhu was reported to have exiled Yue, where the country was burned to death and the mountains and hills were destroyed. He felt the pain of a people separated from their families. Wen Zhong was deeply moved and spoke with Si, and the Prime Minister also cried with him. After he finished expressing his feelings, he explained his conclusion in detail, and the Prime Minister also rewarded him generously. After he left, he said happily: "We already have Guan Yiwu in Jiangzuo, so why should we worry about this?"

Urban Super Saint

Grand Tutor Xie asked the chief clerk Lu Tui, "Why did Zhang Ping write a eulogy for his mother but not for his father?" Tui replied, "It is because a man's virtue is shown in his deeds, and a woman's beauty cannot be revealed without a eulogy."

Beiting Mystery

Hot Wife: Good evening, my dark-hearted husband

Zeng Zi asked: "What should be done if there is a funeral? What comes first and what comes later?" Confucius said: "In the funeral, the light is first and then the heavy; the offering is first and then the light; it is a ritual. From the beginning to the funeral, there is no offering, and there is no mourning during the funeral; after the funeral, there is an offering, and then say goodbye to the funeral, and then do the funeral. The funeral is first heavy and then light, which is a ritual." Confucius said: "Even if the son of the clan is seventy, there is no one without a mistress; if he is not a son of the clan, it is okay even if he has no mistress."