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I like you like a spring bear

In this month, the grass and trees turn yellow and fall, so firewood is cut to make charcoal. All hibernating insects lie down inside, and they all seal their doors. Then the emperor rushes to the prison and punishes, and does not leave any guilty. He collects those who are not paid properly and those who are not provided with proper support. In this month, the emperor uses dogs to taste rice and first offers it to the temple. If the summer order is implemented in the late autumn, there will be floods in the country, disasters in winter, and many people will sneeze and sneeze. If the winter order is carried out, there will be many thieves in the country, the border will be restless, and the land will be divided. If the spring order is carried out, warm winds will come, the people will be relaxed, and the army will not stop.

Genius Dandy

Girl, I'll give you a smile

Emperor Wen once ordered the King of Dong'e to compose a poem within seven steps. If he failed, he would be punished. He immediately composed a poem: "Cook the beans and make soup, strain the beans to make juice. The firewood is burning under the pot, and the beans are crying in the pot. We are from the same root, why are we so eager to harm each other?" The emperor looked deeply ashamed.

I am very frightened

The gentleman said: Great virtue is not an official, the great way is not an instrument, the great trust is not an agreement, and the great time is not uniform. Observing these four things, you can be determined to study the root.

The big guy is back.

Baobao Long's super dad

Wang Ziyou went to Xi Yongzhou. Inside Yongzhou, he saw something called (ximao) (dengmao) and said, "How did Aqina get this thing?" He ordered his attendants to send it back home. Xi came out to meet him, and the king said, "Just now there was a strong man who carried it and ran away." Xi showed no sign of disobedience.