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Great Director

The text says: "Liu Yinming Ke has real truth."

The best master of beautiful school beauties

If you shake a book or hold it upright before the king, you will be punished. If you put a tortoise upside down and sideways before the king, you will be punished. Tortoises, canes, mats, heavy white, and silk are not allowed in public. Bracelets, lapels, and hats are not allowed in public. Square books, mourning clothes, and ominous tools are not allowed in public unless they are reported.

Missed in the crowd

In this month, the day and night are divided. Thunder sounds, lightning begins, hibernating insects start to move, and doors open to come out. Three days before thunder, wooden bells are raised to warn the people: Thunder is about to sound, and those who do not watch their behavior will give birth to children without preparation, and disasters will surely occur. When day and night are separated, the same measurement is used, and the scales and stones are balanced, and the scales and scales are adjusted. In this month, farmers should stay at home less. They should repair the doors and windows, and prepare the sleeping temples. Do not do big things that will hinder farming.

Evil divorced wife

The guests went to Chen Taiqiu to stay overnight, and Taiqiu asked Yuanfang and Jifang to cook. The guest was discussing with Taiqiu, and the two of them brought in fire, both of them were silent and eavesdropping. I forgot to use chopsticks and spatula when cooking, and the rice fell into the pot. Taiqiu asked, "Why don't you cook with steam?" Yuanfang and Jifang knelt down and said, "Your Excellency was talking with a guest, and we were eavesdropping. We forgot to bring chopsticks and a basket when cooking, and now the rice has become porridge." Taiqiu said, "Do you know anything about it?" They replied, "I just remember it." The two men spoke at the same time and took turns to talk, without losing anything. Taiqiu said: "In this case, just eating rice is enough, why do we need rice?"

Su Xiaoxiao's Concubine Mistake

Luo You was an official in Jingzhou, and Huan Xuanwu was the king's cavalry and carriage assembly. The friend came in and sat for a long time, then left. Xuanwu said, "You wanted to consult me ​​about something, why did you leave so quickly?" He replied, "My friend heard that mutton is delicious, but he has never had the chance to eat it in his life, so he came here without asking. There is nothing to consult you about. Now I am full, so there is no need for you to stay." He showed no shame at all.