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The guests went to Chen Taiqiu to stay overnight, and Taiqiu asked Yuanfang and Jifang to cook. The guest was discussing with Taiqiu, and the two of them brought in fire, both of them were silent and eavesdropping. I forgot to use chopsticks and spatula when cooking, and the rice fell into the pot. Taiqiu asked, "Why don't you cook with steam?" Yuanfang and Jifang knelt down and said, "Your Excellency was talking with a guest, and we were eavesdropping. We forgot to bring chopsticks and a basket when cooking, and now the rice has become porridge." Taiqiu said, "Do you know anything about it?" They replied, "I just remember it." The two men spoke at the same time and took turns to talk, without losing anything. Taiqiu said: "In this case, just eating rice is enough, why do we need rice?"

Doctors are not self-sufficient

Wang Zijing asked Xie Gong: "How does Lin Gong compare to Yu Gong?" Xie Shu refused and replied: "The predecessors did not talk about it at first. Yu Gong is more than Lin Gong."

From signing in, the billionaire

When General Wang started a rebellion, the Prime Minister and his brothers went to the palace to express their gratitude. The Duke of Zhou was deeply worried about the other kings. When he first entered, he looked very worried. The Prime Minister called out to Marquis Zhou, "All the people in the family are in your care!" Zhou went straight over but did not respond. Once you enter, you will be saved by the suffering. After being released, Zhou Da was very happy and drank some wine. When he went out, the kings were still waiting at the door. Zhou said, "This year, if we kill all the bandits and slaves, we will take a golden seal as big as a bowl and tie it behind our elbow." When the general arrived at Shitou, he asked the prime minister, "Can Lord Zhou be one of the Three Dukes?" The prime minister did not answer. He asked again, "Can you be the Minister of the Chancellery?" Again no answer. Because he said, "In this case, he should be killed!" Then he fell silent again. When Marquis Zhou was about to be killed, the prime minister later learned that Marquis Zhou had saved him. He sighed and said, "I didn't kill Marquis Zhou, but he died because of me. I have let him down in the underworld!"

The shade of the trees shines on the water, and the patriotic teacher

Huan Xuan asked Liu Taichang, "How am I compared to Xie Taifu?" Liu replied, "You are noble, while Taifu is profound." He asked again, "How am I compared to my virtuous uncle Zijing?" Liu replied, "Hawthorn, pear, orange, and grapefruit each have their own merits."

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Fighting in the house is not as good as controlling a ghost

When the guest asked Yue Ling about the "meaning not being reached", Yue Ling did not analyze the words, but just used the handle of the fly whisk to confirm the meaning and asked, "Is it reached?" The guest said, "Yes!" Yue Ling then raised the fly whisk again and said, "If it was reached, how could it be removed?" Then the guest understood and was convinced. Musical words that are concise but convey the meaning are all of this type.