搞笑电影十全九美

The daughter's plan: I will build an empire for the prince

In the first month of winter, the sun is at the tail, the sunset is at the middle of Wei, and the dawn is at the middle of the seven stars. The day is Ren and Gui. Its emperor is Zhuanxu, and its god is Xuanming. Its insect is shellfish. Its sound is feather, and the musical scale is Yingzhong. Its number is six. Its taste is salty, and its smell is rotten. Its ritual is to sacrifice to the kidney. Water begins to freeze, and the ground begins to freeze. Pheasants enter the water and become clams. The rainbow hides and cannot be seen. The emperor lives in the left side of the Xuan Hall, rides on the Xuan Road, drives the iron horse, carries the black flag, wears black clothes, wears black jade, eats millet and pigs, and his utensils are large and heavy.

I'm really not afraid of ghosts

He Yan was the Minister of Personnel and held a prestigious position. His room was always filled with guests for conversation. Wang Bi, who was not yet twenty years old, went to see him. Yan heard of Bi's name, so he cited the superior theory of the previous one and said to Bi: "I think this theory is the best, can you challenge it again?" Bi then challenged, and everyone in the room thought he was inferior. So Bi acted as the host and the guest several times, but each time he was better than others.

Almighty Police

Whenever Wang Chuzhong got drunk, he would recite "An old horse in the stable still has a thousand miles to go. A martyr in his old age still has great ambitions." Hit the spittoon with a Ruyi and the mouth of the spittoon will be broken.

Raising a bun with a life system

During the funeral of Duke Dao, Ji Zhaozi asked Meng Jingzi, "What should the monarch eat?" Jingzi said, "Eating porridge is the most common etiquette in the world. The fact that we three ministers cannot live in the public office has been heard by everyone in the four directions. If I try hard to be poor, then I can do it. Wouldn't it make people suspect that I live in poor conditions without emotion? I will eat."

Dominate the world

When serving the king, the 袆衣 hangs down, the feet are like shoes, the chin hangs down, looks down and listens up, looks at the belt and the 襢衣, and listens to the left. When the king summons, he wears three sections: two sections for running and one section for walking. In office, do not wait for shoes, and outside, do not wait for cars. When a scholar meets an official, he dare not bow to greet him but bow to see him off; when a scholar meets a respected person, he bows first and then walks away. When a scholar talks to a lord, if an official dies, he should be called by his given name, and be called a scholar. When talking to an official, he should be called a scholar and be called a scholar. When talking to an official, he should be called a scholar and be called a scholar. When meeting an official, there are public taboos but no private taboos. There is no taboo in sacrifices, temples, or teaching. In ancient times, gentlemen must wear jade, with Zhengjiao on the right and Gongyu on the left. When walking, he should use the "Cai Qi" and walk in the "Si Xia". He should return to the middle rule and bend to the middle rule. When he advances, he should bow and when he retreats, he should raise his head, and then the jade will ring. Therefore, when a gentleman is in a car, he can hear the sound of the phoenix, and when he walks, his jade will ring. Therefore, if he does not have a dignified heart, he will not enter.

Suddenly I have X-ray vision