艳照门事件快播

Wife's Love

When Wang Gong returned from Kuaiji, Wang Da looked at him. Seeing him sitting on a six-foot-long mat, he said to Gong, "You came from the east, so you should have this thing. You can give me one." Gong said nothing. After the emperor leaves, those who are sitting there will be carried away to see him off. Since there were no other seats, he sat on the table. The Queen was very surprised when she heard this and said, "I thought you had too much, so I asked for it." He replied, "My father-in-law is not respectful enough. A respectful person has nothing to gain."

Charm

The best time to say I love you

Luo You was an official in Jingzhou, and Huan Xuanwu was the king's cavalry and carriage assembly. The friend came in and sat for a long time, then left. Xuanwu said, "You wanted to consult me ​​about something, why did you leave so quickly?" He replied, "My friend heard that mutton is delicious, but he has never had the chance to eat it in his life, so he came here without asking. There is nothing to consult you about. Now I am full, so there is no need for you to stay." He showed no shame at all.

Blind Jasmine

Wang Junfu had a cow named "Babailibo", whose hooves and horns were always shiny. Wang Wuzi said to Junfu: "I am not as good as you in archery, but now I bet my ox on you and I will bet it ten thousand times." Junfu was confident of his quick hands and believed that it was unreasonable to kill a strong animal, so they agreed with each other. Order Wu Zi to shoot first. Wu Zi broke through immediately, and sat on the Hu couch, shouting to his attendants: "Quickly bring us the ox's heart!" After a moment, the roasted ox heart arrived, and he took a piece of it away.

The director is a bit soft

When Yu Zisong finished writing a fu, his follower Wenkang saw it and asked, "If there is intention, then it is not the end of fu; if there is no intention, then what is there to write about?" He replied, "It is somewhere between intention and no intention."

Medical Marriage

All women should follow the rank of their husbands. They should bow in small, large, and open positions. They should cry in the morning and evening without curtains. If there is no coffin, they should not use curtains. If the king carries the coffin before mourning, the host should bow facing east, and dance facing north to the right of the door. After leaving, he should wait, then turn around and offer sacrifices. The clothes of Zigao: cocoon clothes and tax clothes, purple robes, one white skirt, one leather hat, one rank hat, and one black crown. Zengzi said: "Don't wear women's clothes. "If a person dies as an envoy of the king, he can be restored in the palace of the king; but he cannot be restored in the private palace. The palace is the palace of the king and the king. The private palace is the home of the ministers and below. The king dances seven times, the minister dances five times, and the women dance in between. The scholar dances three times, and the women dance in between. The king's attire: one roll, one black, one court dress, one white, one purple skirt, two juebian, one black crown, and one praising clothes. The red and green belt, Shen adds a big belt on top. The small burial ring and sash, one for the king, the minister and the scholar. The king looks at the big burial, the king rises, and the prayer spreads the mat, and then the burial is done. The Lu people's gift: three black and two purple, one foot wide and the length is the width.